Hey! Ready for some laughs? Today, we’re diving into how Canadians, usually the nicest folks around, turn into savage roast masters online when teasing their neighbors down south. Buckle up for some cheeky burns that are just too good to miss!
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Besides being polite, Canadians share some interesting quirks. According to experts, they hate conflict and try to avoid any kind of drama. Yup, peace is their vibe.
They get super uncomfortable when someone acts rude or aggressive - not their style at all.
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Personal space? Oh yeah, Canadians love it. They keep a respectful distance and prefer light, casual chats with strangers, usually about the weather or other safe topics.
Deep debates about politics or money? Nah, that’s a no-go.
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But hold on, even politeness has its tricky side. Researchers found there’s a sneaky type of “polite racism” in workplaces, where discrimination hides behind smiles and formal words.
Basically, it’s saying no without really saying no. Sneaky, right?
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This “polite racism” is like Canada’s quiet way of excluding people while looking nice on the surface. It’s all about saying things in a calm, official way but keeping some groups out.
“Without America’s Hat, Who Cares About Canada?” Oof!
"Maybe Canada Should Just Join the U.S. for Better Stuff"
Indeed, That’s Just How It Is
Imagine getting “good feedback” but never moving up, or hearing "you're just not the right fit" with a smile. That’s the polite racism dance! It’s all wrapped in friendly words but can be super unfair.
And some places say they love diversity, but really, they expect everyone to fit a certain “white” standard. Yikes.
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So what’s the fix? Real talk and real actions about fairness. Experts say we gotta understand how this subtle racism works, not just pretend it’s not there.
Being polite is great, but let's keep it honest and fair, too!

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