Let’s Ruin A First Date In 60 Seconds Flat!

Nothing says "date over" like dropping some controversial life lessons right outta the gate.

"Hey, do you wanna chat about Jesus?" Spoiler alert: nope. My coven needs me more!

If you hear weird beeping noises, don’t panic. It's just my ankle monitor. Totally normal, right?

Because nothing says 'romantic' like confessing your obscure juice diet right away.

Just casually asking the important questions to keep the mood light, right?

Introducing your date to their future mother-in-law at the table next to you? Bold move, kinda creepy.

"Oh, you already heard it? Well, that kills the mood... or does it?"

Moving way too fast? Yep, that's how you wipe out a first date.

*Looks over date’s shoulder* "Mom! Slow down, you’re hitting all the wrong lines!"

Whether you’re the one dating or just watching, this line is a guaranteed buzzkill or belly laugh.

Future family chat: "Let’s name our kids Moab and Ammon!" Because why not?

Nothing screams romance like a creepy abduction line.

Because drama talks are date spoilers.

The classic 'let me pitch you my side gig' move.

Moving mega-speedy! Slow down, Romeo.

Nothing says charm like comparing your date to your ex.

Because nothing spices up a date like sudden poet mode.

Going deep down the awkward lane real quick.

Sometimes, one word is all it takes. Daunting, huh?

*Pulls out supplements and pamphlets* Because who doesn't want a product pitch on a date?

Instant date ender with a siren soundtrack.

Putting all your cards (and kids) on the table right away.

The classic 'catfish reveal' to keep things spicy.

Just dropping health updates like it’s casual conversation.

Whoa, big news blast right on the first date.

Nothing like inviting your date to meet your whole crew immediately.

Brutally honest or just plain rude? You decide.

Getting emotional and awkward all at once.

Date night just got creepy with some murder stories.

If not, you’re in for a surprise (ew).

Keeping it real about life and love struggles.

Because nothing screams independence like mom monitoring your curfew.

Setting expectations super high right off the bat.

A question that’s definitely gonna stop things cold.

The weirdest compliment that might actually not be a compliment.