Wait, They Actually Wore That?! The Most Questionable MAGA Styles at the ‘Melania’ Premiere

Melania, the main event, rolled in wearing a custom black Dolce & Gabbana suit that basically screamed ‘classic’ but somehow felt like a snooze fest.

It was a buttoned-up jacket with a matching skirt, wrapped up with a skinny leather belt - plus her usual killer black stilettos.

Fans on the internet? Not impressed. Some said, “This looks like she’s off to a funeral,” while others begged her to drop the stylist, saying she’s clearly not trying hard as First Lady.

Another one just flat out called it “another black dress.” Ouch.

Nicki Minaj, who proudly calls herself Donald Trump’s biggest fan, showed up in a baby-blue off-the-shoulder dress that tried to be fancy but... well, didn’t quite nail it.

Decked out in Maison Schiaparelli and gold bling, she looked like she forgot this wasn’t a costume party.

Twitter and X were quick: many called it a cheap knockoff and labeled Nicki “granny,” with one user saying she clearly lost her stylist and hairdresser.

Oof, harsh!

Brooke Rollins, the U.S. Secretary of Agriculture, showed up as Melania’s “good friend” with a black dress featuring sparkly beadwork and matching blazer.

She paired it with red suede clutch and turquoise earrings for a pop of color.

But the internet? Not buying it. Some thought the whole look was a “bad joke” and even called it "disgusting." Yeah, tough crowd.

Lori Chavez-DeRemer rocked a dark brown velvet dress with a turtleneck and drapey skirt, teamed with knee-high beige sock boots (which folks online dubbed "the funny boots") and a white shoulder bag.

Her outfit mostly flew under the radar - except for those boots that got everyone’s attention. Weird but memorable, right?

Alina Habba, known as Trump’s lead lawyer, showed serious boss vibes in an all-black pantsuit with pearl-studded cuffs.

She teamed it with tall stilettos and said it was a nod to Melania, the "ultimate boss lady."

Not a bad look, but still giving serious power suit energy!

House Speaker Mike Johnson went classic in a dark navy suit and tie, while Kelly rocked a pale pink satin dress with puff sleeves and shiny silver heels.

The couple’s vibe? Social media said their body language screamed “strangers who just met” and even joked Kelly looked like a wax figure!

Yikes, it’s the fashion and the feels.

Kelly Loeffler kept it classic in a black jacket with gold buttons and matching skirt, trimmed with some funky brown fur at the cuffs.

She paired it up with a dark red clutch and black pumps - a fancy but slightly unexpected combo.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth kept it sharp in a navy suit and polka-dot tie.

But wife Jennifer went for full glitter with a dark purple shiny jumpsuit and matching belt - totally at odds with the "business attire" vibe.

Theirs was a mismatched look that really caught some side-eye.

Brett Ratner, the director, and co-producer of the doc, made his big comeback wearing a custom Gucci suit.

Some critics said the jacket didn’t fit quite right, but hey, at least he went full designer.

Whether or not the suit screams “Hollywood comeback” is up for debate.

Dr. Mehmet Oz and his family rolled in coordinated earth tones while most others stuck to black and white.

Dad and son rocked matching navy suits (Dad added a bright red tie for flair), while Lisa and Daphne sported brown dresses - one satin, one sparkly - with knee-high boots.

Earth tones for the win!

Allison Lutnick showed up in a crisp white pantsuit with a chic black scarf and bell-bottom pants.

She carried a white handbag that matched perfectly, blending into the black-and-white theme like a pro.

Jeanine Pirro, long-time Trump family friend, went all black in a flowy ankle-length dress with textured fabric details.

Her chunky black bag and matching heels completed the look - the texture definitely popped under flash photography.

Classy and dramatic!

Marc Beckman, co-producer, went super minimal in an all-black suit with a black turtleneck - no shirt underneath.

Some folks thought it was a bold move. Others called it a total fashion disaster.

Yikes, this was polarizing!

Linda McMahon chose a bright navy knee-length dress with an oversized fluffy white cardigan - aka, the “grandma cardigan” look.

She finished with detailed black flats and a leather clutch.

On social media, people compared it to a “Handmaid’s Tale” outfit and even joked it needed a trigger warning.

Creepy or cozy? You decide.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. dressed to the nines in a navy pinstripe suit with a puny crab-embroidered skinny tie.

He joked about paying someone to make it thinner, but the suit did look a bit tight - like he might pop out of it any second.

One very honest user said, “None of these people have a clue how to dress for a red carpet.”