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Hey! Ready for some laughs? We're diving into moments when folks totally nailed following instructions... but maybe not the way you expected. Let’s jump right in!

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#1

How To Defeat A Bear (No Joke!)

How To Defeat A Bear (No Joke!)

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    #2

    It's Useless If You Can't Swim (Well, Yeah)

    It's Useless If You Can't Swim (Well, Yeah)

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    #3

    Asked For A Car Full Of Money, Grandma Delivers

    Asked For A Car Full Of Money, Grandma Delivers

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    Sometimes, people don’t say what they mean on purpose — like when you say, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" or "I've got a frog in my throat." Wild, right? We use fancy talk to spice things up and avoid sounding like robots.

    #4

    Homework Took An Unexpected Turn

    Homework Took An Unexpected Turn

    RavelOnePiece Report

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    #5

    Which Platform? This One!

    Which Platform? This One!

    PsychoDDRQ Report

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    #6

    Definitely Not A Train (Thanks for the Clarification)

    Definitely Not A Train (Thanks for the Clarification)

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    English loves its weird sayings and little puzzles. To sound like a pro, you gotta know that "turn a blind eye" means ignoring stuff, not literally covering your eye. And "kick the bucket"? That's a polite way of saying someone’s gone, not a soccer match.

    #7

    At Least It's Not Made Of Sand, So There's That

    At Least It's Not Made Of Sand, So There's That

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    #8

    Amateur Pilot? More Like Creative!

    Amateur Pilot? More Like Creative!

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    #9

    This Is Just Hilarious

    This Is Just Hilarious

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    Ever heard someone "drop the ball"? No one’s playing catch — it means messing up. And "barking up the wrong tree" isn't about dogs. It's blaming the wrong person. English is sneaky that way.

    #10

    He Jumps When Excited, Literally Jumps

    He Jumps When Excited, Literally Jumps

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    #11

    Meet The Modern Jack Sparrow

    Meet The Modern Jack Sparrow

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    #12

    2nd Grader's Homework: Literal Masterclass

    2nd Grader's Homework: Literal Masterclass

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    "Hold your horses!" is code for chill out — even if you don’t own a horse (lucky you). And "born with a silver spoon in your mouth"? That just means you grew up lucky, not munching on metal cutlery.

    #13

    Talk Real Quick? Sure Thing!

    Talk Real Quick? Sure Thing!

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    #14

    Literally, Yes!

    Literally, Yes!

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    #15

    More Than One? Yep, That’s Right!

    More Than One? Yep, That’s Right!

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    The word "literally" gets tossed around like confetti but doesn’t always mean what it says. Someone might say, "I was literally outside for five seconds and it started raining!" when it was really five minutes. Drama queen much?

    #16

    He Didn't Fight – He Didn't Fight

    He Didn't Fight – He Didn't Fight

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    #17

    Air Filters Working Hard

    Air Filters Working Hard

    AngeleSallee , TeaVinylGod Report

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    Language experts say people stretch words for fun. Like saying a bus turning up is "awesome" even if it’s not mind-blowing. We all do it — making words cooler than they actually are.

    #19

    Nobody Knows That Person (Literally Nobody)

    Nobody Knows That Person (Literally Nobody)

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    #20

    After a Massive Berlin Meal, Just a Small Beer? Nope.

    After a Massive Berlin Meal, Just a Small Beer? Nope.

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    "Literally" is one of those words that causes a mini language fight. Some want it used strictly, others don't mind the fun exaggeration. It only gets tricky when you’re not sure if it’s real or just for kicks.

    #22

    Imagine Alligators At Your Work Lunch Break

    Imagine Alligators At Your Work Lunch Break

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    #23

    Bills Bills Bills: Literal Edition

    Bills Bills Bills: Literal Edition

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    #24

    I Do Too (Literal Agreement)

    I Do Too (Literal Agreement)

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    Enjoy this wild ride through people’s clever and crazy takes on words! Vote for your faves and tell us: which phrases would you dare to take literally? Ready for more laughs? We’ve got even more in the next list — but shh, it’s a secret... for now!

    #26

    That's A Lot Of Money!

    That's A Lot Of Money!

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    #28

    Can't Argue With That!

    Can't Argue With That!

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    #29

    Meet Bob (The Literal Legend)

    Meet Bob (The Literal Legend)

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    #30

    McDonald's Now Has Competition!

    McDonald's Now Has Competition!

    Shiroyasha_2308 Report

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    #31

    Water Leak? Might Have Found It

    Water Leak? Might Have Found It

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    #32

    I Don't Care... Literally

    I Don't Care... Literally

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    #33

    Girlfriend & Friend’s SF Day Out

    Girlfriend & Friend’s SF Day Out

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    #34

    That's What The GPS Said

    That's What The GPS Said

    Alarmed_Jellyfish771 Report

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    #35

    My Son Did Exactly What The Sign Said

    My Son Did Exactly What The Sign Said

    jediclaire Report

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    #36

    What A Coincidence! Me Too!

    What A Coincidence! Me Too!

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    #37

    Six Year Olds Take Things Literally

    Six Year Olds Take Things Literally

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    #38

    Expected Pineapple, Got This Instead

    Expected Pineapple, Got This Instead

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    #39

    Asked Husband To Seal An Envelope

    Asked Husband To Seal An Envelope

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    #40

    A Picture A Day (Literally)

    A Picture A Day (Literally)

    DaRealBigMac06 Report

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    #41

    Well, They Definitely Are!

    Well, They Definitely Are!

    GignacPL Report

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    #42

    Job Requires Cutting Corners – Literally

    Job Requires Cutting Corners – Literally

    Wobblandy Report

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    #43

    Asked For Extra Spicy Pad Thai

    Asked For Extra Spicy Pad Thai

    Lowghen Report

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    #44

    Kindergarten Cousin’s Future Is Bright

    Kindergarten Cousin’s Future Is Bright

    cm1022 Report

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    #45

    SIL Should've Gone In Instead of Ordering Online

    SIL Should've Gone In Instead of Ordering Online

    Decent-Confusion1486 Report

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    #46

    Face Palm Moment

    Face Palm Moment

    nvdnqvi Report

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    #47

    My Kind Of Guy

    My Kind Of Guy

    AzureDoo Report

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    #48

    Some Time Before My Flight Out Of Boston

    Some Time Before My Flight Out Of Boston

    PresidentMagikarp Report

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    #50

    Put On A Mask? Done!

    Put On A Mask? Done!

    Blitzer3 Report

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