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Ready for some wild stories of breakups gone bonkers? We've gathered the craziest, funniest, and most petty ex revenge tales from the internet. Buckle up and enjoy the ride!
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After catching him cheating, instead of trashing his stuff, this genius packed all his clothes and sneakers into a box, left it near where homeless folks hang out with a 'take what you like' sign. Now, those homeless people rock his favorite jackets while he’s none the wiser. Talk about a warm twist of fate!
When she found out he treated her like dirt, she swapped every vinyl record into the wrong sleeve. Hundreds of records. He had a gig the next day. Spoiler: it did not go well.
He cheated and knocked up another woman. So when she ran into his mom and sister while a bit tipsy, she just casually said, 'Congrats on the baby!' The shock on their faces was priceless. He found out she spilled the beans and totally freaked out. Sweet victory!
He loved an old, almost impossible-to-find T-shirt. She, a graphic designer, made copies of it - and gifted one to her new boyfriend. Then she posted a picture of them both wearing it. The ex flipped out, begged where she got them, only to be told “Made them all for you, then gave them away!” Priceless pet-ty.
Her sister got invited to her ex’s wedding with an added note: 'You were wrong.' So she RSVPed yes, said she'd wear white, and started texting him nonstop begging her not to come. Lesson: don’t mess with sister!
She spilled every cheating detail to his best friend. Result? He lost his entire friend group. Ouch, talk about social suicide.
After a 3-year high school relationship ended, he brought her stuff back to her house packed neatly. When handing back her things, he dropped the line, 'If only I could give back your virginity.' Mic drop! Priceless reactions from her family.
She messed with his Netflix “Continue Watching” list by setting all his shows to the last episode of the last season. Spoiler fest incoming!
She signed him up for every church mailing and calling list possible. Two months of Bible blitz and endless calls later, he was begging to get off the list. Persistence is key!
Her first boyfriend ghosted her without a word. Years later, he hit her up wanting to meet. She got him all excited, then ghosted him right back. Sweet payback!
Found out he cheated again, so she planned a fake 'all expenses paid' trip to Hawaii. He booked time off and got excited…then two days before, she dropped the bomb that she knew everything. The heartbreak travel plan? 10/10 evil genius.
She spread a thin layer of honey on his truck’s windshields and door handles. Sweet revenge, literally!
After her ex cheated with a married guy, she hacked into the wife's DVR, erased all shows, and set it to record only 'Cheaters.' Petty? Absolutely. Satisfying? Even more so.
He dumped her, came back for his stuff, and she happily told him she gave his neglected dog away to a better home. He was mad, but well... he kinda deserved it.
She anonymously tipped off her ex’s boss’s manager with all the dirty details. Result? Both were fired. Talk about job security issues.
She told an army recruiter that he was interested, so the recruiter came to his house. It worked out great… for him! Thanks, jerk!
She stole one shoe from every pair he owned. Now he’s forever trying to find the matching right or left. Sneaky!
Ex-wife moved out while he was at boot camp…and took every single spoon in the kitchen. No forks, just spoons. Who even does that?
Her high school boyfriend begged her to fake a good report card so his parents wouldn’t get mad. She never did. He got grounded hard. Karma’s a grade-school teacher.
She stole his special imported hot sauce - which took months to get shipped. He couldn’t put it on anything. Tragic, right?
Found out her husband had been sneaking around with a coworker for years, so she anonymously sent the coworker a glitter bomb for Christmas. She suspects it hit the mark!
He cheated on her birthday, so she cut holes in all his work shirts and bleached some spots as a surprise. Then she took all the groceries and toiletries she bought (including all the toilet paper). His reaction? She still laughs about it.
She broke up with him, then found out he’d been lying to both her and another girl (who didn't know about her). The two of them teamed up, confronted him, and even sent a family group chat blast explaining what he’d done. Then she sent fake NHS texts about STDs. Talk about teamwork!
Turns out she was the 'other woman' dating a guy with a long-term girlfriend. She took him on a super pricey zoo date with all the upgrades, dinner, and matching shoes, then blocked him afterward. $700 well spent!
Her ex cheated on her with her best friend, then dumped her. But she got the last laugh by deleting their incomplete Master's thesis on her laptop before she moved out. Bye bye grades!
He packed up and left, but didn’t realize she’d taken the house key off his keychain and disabled the garage door. Surprise! 15 years later, she’s still hanging on to some of his stuff.
She dumped an entire stinky, soggy litter box all over the inside of his car. Imagine cleaning that up. Ew.
Fed up with her nonstop texts, he called the phone company to cut off her phone service - her phone that he was paying for. Savage move right in the middle of an argument.
Not her story, but her grandma found out grandpa was cheating and smashed all his car windows and dented the car with a pool cue. That’s some serious old-school revenge.
They went tit for tat after breakup - he mailed back photos, she recycled his love letters because he hated recycling. Puny war, big satisfaction.
She left him for another dude. A month later, they hooked up again, and he sent proof to her new boyfriend. She got blocked. Murky breakup vibes.
She told her abusive ex she'd died of bronchitis and pneumonia, then blocked him everywhere. When she saw him two years later, he looked totally shell-shocked. Priceless prank!
She might’ve cleaned the toilet with her cheating girlfriend’s toothbrush a few times. A stinky tale common in breakups.
Helped a friend scatter lemon wedges all over an ex’s place. They rot and attract flies – a slow but effective stink attack.
She baked tons of brownies, cakes, and cookies 'for her son' but really aimed to fatten up her ex. Baking with a side of petty!
She was cheated on by her high-school sweetheart. When they got back together, she cheated on him right back just to show him how it felt. Drama in stereo.
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