The 79 Funniest Poop Jokes That’ll Totally Crack You Up

Poop jokes aren’t my fave kind of jokes… but they’re a solid number two.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!

Because she was a party pooper.

Yes! How else do we get No.2 pencils?

Shampoo.

Hide and stink.

Just a phew.

The turd part.

A poo-dle!

Stinker-bella!

It got stuck in a crack.

Poop-corn!

Poop-iter.

Because it’s their duty.

“Mom, I’ve got to go.”

You get the biggest vowel movement ever.

Hold its nose!

Pooperman.

They smell funny.

It couldn’t pass!

Big dumpo!

Poo. Poo!

It got stuck.

It wanted to make a clean start.

The Super Bowl!

You blew me away.

Because they might slip out!

To the baaa-throom.

It had a bowel mooooovement!

They're always behind!

You can smell it from a mile away!

If pooping is the call of nature… is farting like a missed call?

In the toy-let.

Anita.
Anita who?
Anita go to the bathroom now!

It got dumped!

Noble gas!

To get to the bottom.

Because they always bring their business.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Poo.
Poo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Winnie the Pooh!

It got wiped out.

On a stool!

Because it was caught in the act.

A pea!

“I’m number two!”

The swirl!

Because it wanted to make some solid hits!

“You look a bit flushed.”

Two flies sitting on poop. One fly farts, the other yells, “Hey! I’m trying to eat here!”

“You crack me up!”

The Dumping Ground!

Poo-fiteroles!

If one teeth is a tooth, one geese is a goose, doesn’t that mean one peep is a poop?

“Stop making me laugh or I’ll puma pants!”

Number one and number two.

Poo-thirty.

Because it didn’t want to be caught in the act.

A popsicle!

“Let’s get this potty started!”

His toot-er.

It was feeling wiped out.

Potty training.

Poodini!

Because there was a surprise birthday potty.

Is the smell unbearable?

R&P (Rhythm & Poos)!

Toilet paper.

Hide and stink.

A fart is actually a lonely cry from an abandoned poop.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I did up.
I did up who?
Eww. You did a poo?

To cover their butt quacks!

When it has a leek in it!

In the bottom drawer!

Both come out when it’s their time.

The turd one.

He kneaded a poo.

“I’m on a roll!”