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Poop jokes aren’t my fave kind of jokes… but they’re a solid number two.

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    What’s brown and sticky? A stick!

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    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Europe.
    Europe who?
    No, you’re a poo!

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    Because she was a party pooper.

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    Yes! How else do we get No.2 pencils?

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    Shampoo.

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    Hide and stink.

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    Just a phew.

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    The turd part.

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    A poo-dle!

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    Stinker-bella!

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    It got stuck in a crack.

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    Poop-corn!

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    Poop-iter.

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    Because it’s their duty.

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    “Mom, I’ve got to go.”

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    You get the biggest vowel movement ever.

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    Hold its nose!

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    Pooperman.

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    They smell funny.

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    It couldn’t pass!

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    Big dumpo!

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    Poo. Poo!

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    It got stuck.

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    It wanted to make a clean start.

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    The Super Bowl!

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    You blew me away.

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    Because they might slip out!

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    To the baaa-throom.

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    It had a bowel mooooovement!

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    They're always behind!

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    You can smell it from a mile away!

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    If pooping is the call of nature… is farting like a missed call?

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    In the toy-let.

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    Anita.
    Anita who?
    Anita go to the bathroom now!

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    It got dumped!

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    Noble gas!

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    To get to the bottom.

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    Because they always bring their business.

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    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Poo.
    Poo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

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    Winnie the Pooh!

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    It got wiped out.

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    On a stool!

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    Because it was caught in the act.

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    A pea!

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    “I’m number two!”

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    The swirl!

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    Because it wanted to make some solid hits!

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    “You look a bit flushed.”

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    Two flies sitting on poop. One fly farts, the other yells, “Hey! I’m trying to eat here!”

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    “You crack me up!”

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    The Dumping Ground!

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    Poo-fiteroles!

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    If one teeth is a tooth, one geese is a goose, doesn’t that mean one peep is a poop?

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    “Stop making me laugh or I’ll puma pants!”

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    Number one and number two.

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    Poo-thirty.

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    Because it didn’t want to be caught in the act.

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    A popsicle!

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    “Let’s get this potty started!”

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    His toot-er.

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    It was feeling wiped out.

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    Potty training.

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    Poodini!

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    Because there was a surprise birthday potty.

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    Is the smell unbearable?

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    R&P (Rhythm & Poos)!

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    Toilet paper.

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    Hide and stink.

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    A fart is actually a lonely cry from an abandoned poop.

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    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    I did up.
    I did up who?
    Eww. You did a poo?

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    To cover their butt quacks!

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    When it has a leek in it!

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    In the bottom drawer!

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    Both come out when it’s their time.

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    The turd one.

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    He kneaded a poo.

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    “I’m on a roll!”

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