Wait, They Actually Annoyed Me With This?! 63 Silly Partner Habits That Drive Us Nuts

Trying to listen to my audiobook but he starts chatting. I pause it, he finishes, press play, and surprise! He talks again.

He gets sick, won’t take any medicine, then whines about feeling awful. Classic move.

He moves his entire head to brush his teeth instead of moving the brush. Mind = blown.

Zero sense of urgency. Like, ever. Slow motion is his thing.

I can only ask one question per text because he ignores everything but the last message. Good luck asking a bunch!

Holding a box of pasta, he seriously asks, 'How long do I cook this?' Bro, it’s on the box!

No volume chill. His phone is basically a mini concert all day long.

She wears socks to bed but kicks them off mid-snooze and leaves them piled up under the covers at the foot of the bed. I call it the sock graveyard.

Seriously? Just look for it yourself before asking me.

Yeah, we both make messes but his somehow annoys me way more. Like magic.

If it says 27 minutes, he leaves 28 minutes early. No questions asked.

He never puts the toilet paper back on the holder. It just sits on the counter. Forever.

10 years in and he’s somehow watched every episode of ‘My Wife and Kids’ and ‘Everybody Hates Chris’ a dozen times. The man’s a legend... or crazy.

I’m cooking. He strolls over and stirs. Like, noooope!

We argue and suddenly it's radio silence. Very mature.

His sneezes could wake the neighbors. Like, calm down!

He says he barely slept but hey, I’m wide awake because he’s snoring like it’s a chainsaw.

I say exactly what I mean, and he hits me with, ‘What do you mean?’ Nope. Just no.

He slaps toothpaste right on his front teeth before brushing. Is this a thing?

I feel sick, then guess what? He magically feels sick too. Sick buddies.

He’s in the bathroom for like 20-30 minutes. Like, what’s happening in there?