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Jughead’s ‘Wow Jug’ Hot Dog Hype – Veronica’s Ready to Dig In, Jughead? Not So Much

Jughead’s ‘Wow Jug’ Hot Dog Hype – Veronica’s Ready to Dig In, Jughead? Not So Much

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    The 1957 Future Power Mower That Tried to Be A Cadillac on Grass (Plastic Dome, Radio, AC Included)

    The 1957 Future Power Mower That Tried to Be A Cadillac on Grass (Plastic Dome, Radio, AC Included)

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    This Dude’s Way Too Happy About Something, And We Can Only Wonder What

    This Dude’s Way Too Happy About Something, And We Can Only Wonder What

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    Let's dive into some wild vintage products that will make you scratch your head. Was this stuff actually sold or just a joke? Let’s find out! Starting strong with the "Lazy Man's Power Mower" – a lawnmower from 1958 that came with a plastic dome, air cushion seat, running lights, a radio, and even air conditioning! Sounds fancy, right? But nope, it never made it past the concept stage. Imagine mowing your lawn in an air-conditioned bubble – dream or disaster?

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    All Of Them? Warning: American Soldiers Are Apparently Disease-Riddled – Ladies, Beware!

    All Of Them? Warning: American Soldiers Are Apparently Disease-Riddled – Ladies, Beware!

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    Air Travel Back Then Was Basically Like Riding A Bus... With A Piano Lounge!

    Air Travel Back Then Was Basically Like Riding A Bus... With A Piano Lounge!

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    Back in 1966, American Airlines dreamed big with 747 Astroliners. But by 1970, the economy said “Nah,” so they yanked 50 seats to make room for a lounge complete with a piano! Too bad jazz in the sky didn’t last long – ticket sales took a nosedive.

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    The Niagara Wave & Rocking Bath from the 1890s: Your Bathroom’s Own Mini Ocean Ride

    The Niagara Wave & Rocking Bath from the 1890s: Your Bathroom’s Own Mini Ocean Ride

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    Next up, the Niagara Wave & Rocking Bath from the 1890s. This wasn’t just a crazy bathtub; it was an early form of hydrotherapy. The idea? To make you feel like you’re chilling by the seaside, right in your bathroom. Fancy swinging baths and a splash of Victorian health trends all rolled into one weird package.

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    #7

    Asbestos Snow? Yep, ’Cause What Could Possibly Go Wrong With That Christmas Decor?

    Asbestos Snow? Yep, ’Cause What Could Possibly Go Wrong With That Christmas Decor?

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    Once upon a time, asbestos was a trendy white, fluffy decoration for Christmas trees. Then science popped the bubble with the whole 'major cancer risk' thing. Bonus trivia: asbestos snow even showed up in the 1939 Wizard of Oz, waking Dorothy and friends from a spell!

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    #8

    Lose Inches While Painting or Golfing With These Weird Sauna Shorts!

    Lose Inches While Painting or Golfing With These Weird Sauna Shorts!

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    Harsh Toilet Paper Was The 'Cause' Of Fidgety Kids In The ’50s—Who Knew?

    Harsh Toilet Paper Was The 'Cause' Of Fidgety Kids In The ’50s—Who Knew?

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    The rocking bath had a super simple setup: just three buckets of hot or cold water, and it rocked you back and forth without any mess. No splashing allowed! Talk about luxury bathing with Victorian flair.

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    Meet Stanley Hiller Jr’s Metal Squirt Gun—The ’40s Just Got Serious

    Meet Stanley Hiller Jr’s Metal Squirt Gun—The ’40s Just Got Serious

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    Genuine OCD Toy Gas Masks For Those Seriously Serious Kids

    Genuine OCD Toy Gas Masks For Those Seriously Serious Kids

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    Body Odor? Blame Bacteria Doing Its Dirty Work!

    Body Odor? Blame Bacteria Doing Its Dirty Work!

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    Fast forward to inflatable sauna shorts – yeah, those were a thing! These puffy shorts promised to trap heat and melt away fat. Spoiler alert: they mostly just made you lose water weight temporarily. So, if you wore these while golfing or painting, you might sweat more, but don't expect to turn into a slimmer you overnight.

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    Leap Year Girls, Trap Your Man With Donuts—Because, Marriage? Yikes!

    Leap Year Girls, Trap Your Man With Donuts—Because, Marriage? Yikes!

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    Throw Like A Girl? This WWII Poster Tries To Shame But Actually Explains A Lot

    Throw Like A Girl? This WWII Poster Tries To Shame But Actually Explains A Lot

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    Not Racist At All, Promised! (Insert Eye Roll)

    Not Racist At All, Promised! (Insert Eye Roll)

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    People still rock sauna suits today hoping to burn calories, but science says heating one body part won’t magically zap fat. The results? Meh, barely noticeable calorie burn. Sorry, no magic pants here!

    #16

    Sanitary Equipment? Just a Bucket, Thanks!

    Sanitary Equipment? Just a Bucket, Thanks!

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    Morton Salt’s Classic Catchphrase: When It Rains, It Pours

    Morton Salt’s Classic Catchphrase: When It Rains, It Pours

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    Morton Salt came up with the phrase "When it rains, it pours" to show off their salt that doesn’t clump in humidity, thanks to a special additive from 1911.

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    Radiation Survival Kit? Good Luck With That If You’re Near Ground Zero

    Radiation Survival Kit? Good Luck With That If You’re Near Ground Zero

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    Which one caught your eye? Maybe the piano lounge in the sky on American Airlines or the asbestos fake snow that sounds super unsafe now. Got a favorite oddball product or vintage ad? Share your pick! And if you want more time-traveling laughs, old ads from the ’90s have plenty of jaw-dropping moments too.

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    The Electric Scalp Rubber-Upper With 480 Nubs To Zap Away Dandruff? Seriously?

    The Electric Scalp Rubber-Upper With 480 Nubs To Zap Away Dandruff? Seriously?

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    #20

    Evans Vacuum Cap: The ‘Science’ of Hair Growth (Until the Law Said Nope)

    Evans Vacuum Cap: The ‘Science’ of Hair Growth (Until the Law Said Nope)

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    #21

    Even The Squirrel Thinks This Is Fun—But The Wife Just Threw It Away

    Even The Squirrel Thinks This Is Fun—But The Wife Just Threw It Away

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    #22

    Who Thought A Rug That ‘Strokes As You Stroke’ Was A Great Idea?

    Who Thought A Rug That ‘Strokes As You Stroke’ Was A Great Idea?

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    #23

    Crane’s Little Bon-Bon Pills: Cure Your Torpid Liver...Or Just Tummy Trouble

    Crane’s Little Bon-Bon Pills: Cure Your Torpid Liver...Or Just Tummy Trouble

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    #24

    The ‘Well-Dressed Sleazeball’ Lunch Outfit Includes Bright, Gaudy, Horrible Stripes

    The ‘Well-Dressed Sleazeball’ Lunch Outfit Includes Bright, Gaudy, Horrible Stripes

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    #25

    Whaaat? Not Gay! Just Two Bros Goofing Around in Boxers

    Whaaat? Not Gay! Just Two Bros Goofing Around in Boxers

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    #26

    Lovely, Exotic, Lonely — And Eager To Meet Me (Sounds Legit)

    Lovely, Exotic, Lonely — And Eager To Meet Me (Sounds Legit)

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    #27

    "Easy On The Sugar, You’re Reducing!" Oh Please, Just Shut Up Already

    "Easy On The Sugar, You’re Reducing!" Oh Please, Just Shut Up Already

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    #28

    The Committee For A Better America: Fighting Radicalism with...Paper Route Money?

    The Committee For A Better America: Fighting Radicalism with...Paper Route Money?

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    #29

    Henry Leland Named Cadillac After Detroit’s Founder And Made Auto History

    Henry Leland Named Cadillac After Detroit’s Founder And Made Auto History

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    Cadillac changed the car game by pioneering interchangeable parts, making modern car production possible. This 1908 ad celebrates that engineering milestone.

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    Spanking Kids For Farting In The ’40s? Yep, That Happened

    Spanking Kids For Farting In The ’40s? Yep, That Happened

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    Become An ‘Electronic Man’ Made Out Of Cardboard – Because Why Not?

    Become An ‘Electronic Man’ Made Out Of Cardboard – Because Why Not?

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    #32

    Laudanum In The Sears Catalog: Toxic But Popular In The 19th Century

    Laudanum In The Sears Catalog: Toxic But Popular In The 19th Century

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    "I Stole The Rainbow To Make You Gay"—Jester Wools Makes Clothes Happier Than Ever

    "I Stole The Rainbow To Make You Gay"—Jester Wools Makes Clothes Happier Than Ever

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    #34

    Weight Loss Ads Never Played It Cool: ‘Be Comfortable While You Drop Pounds!’

    Weight Loss Ads Never Played It Cool: ‘Be Comfortable While You Drop Pounds!’

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    Sleep Good, Husbands! Englander Mattresses Promise A Nicer You To Your Wife

    Sleep Good, Husbands! Englander Mattresses Promise A Nicer You To Your Wife

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    Sears Travelknit Suit: One Suit To Rule The World (and It’s Green and Doubleknit)

    Sears Travelknit Suit: One Suit To Rule The World (and It’s Green and Doubleknit)

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    Who Needs Raquel Welch When You’ve Got This Rugged Vinyl Pillow To Rest Your Head?

    Who Needs Raquel Welch When You’ve Got This Rugged Vinyl Pillow To Rest Your Head?

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    #38

    Get The Newest ‘Nowest’ Style Because Fashion Is Weird

    Get The Newest ‘Nowest’ Style Because Fashion Is Weird

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    Meet The Electric Banana Stereo, Inspired By A Banana (And Andy Warhol)

    Meet The Electric Banana Stereo, Inspired By A Banana (And Andy Warhol)

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    The Perfect Christmas Gift! (Yep, It’s Vintage)

    The Perfect Christmas Gift! (Yep, It’s Vintage)

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    The Folding Bath That Hid In A Wardrobe (Because Bathrooms Were Complicated)

    The Folding Bath That Hid In A Wardrobe (Because Bathrooms Were Complicated)

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    This sneaky tub looked like a mirrored wardrobe until you folded it down and turned it into a bath, complete with water heater! When indoor plumbing wasn’t a thing, this was fancy tech for a quick soak.

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    #42

    The Daddy Saddle: The Ultimate Dad Humiliator, Texas Style!

    The Daddy Saddle: The Ultimate Dad Humiliator, Texas Style!

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    #43

    Real Hair From Davy, Peter, Micky & Mike — Just Not Specified From Where...

    Real Hair From Davy, Peter, Micky & Mike — Just Not Specified From Where...

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    #44

    Email Was New In 1981, But Spam Was Already Bugging People For 3 Years

    Email Was New In 1981, But Spam Was Already Bugging People For 3 Years

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    #45

    In The ’50s, Pepsi Said Drinking Their Soda Would Make You Slimmer and More Attractive

    In The ’50s, Pepsi Said Drinking Their Soda Would Make You Slimmer and More Attractive

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    In The 1890s, Pencil Sharpening Was Serious Business... And Definitely Not For Women!

    In The 1890s, Pencil Sharpening Was Serious Business... And Definitely Not For Women!

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    Shell’s Crazy Crop Yield Boosters: Nitrogation!

    Shell’s Crazy Crop Yield Boosters: Nitrogation!

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    Shell bragged about boosting crop yields with a process called ‘nitrogation’ - they’d combine hydrogen from petroleum gas with nitrogen from air into a plant food. Science or marketing magic?

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    #48

    The First Ever Beer Can: 1933, Steel & A Tin Lining, Opened With A Church Key

    The First Ever Beer Can: 1933, Steel & A Tin Lining, Opened With A Church Key

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    Back in ’33, beer cans made of steel had a tin lining to avoid the metallic taste. Heavy stuff that needed a special opener called a 'church key' – no twist tops here!

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    #49

    Balls! The Candy That’s Supposed To Help You Conquer The World

    Balls! The Candy That’s Supposed To Help You Conquer The World

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    #50

    Newborn Wrapped In Cellophane? Might Need More Than A Butt Smack

    Newborn Wrapped In Cellophane? Might Need More Than A Butt Smack

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    Radiation Safety Poster From Oak Ridge National Lab, 1947: Science Means Business

    Radiation Safety Poster From Oak Ridge National Lab, 1947: Science Means Business

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    #52

    It’s A Salad! It’s A Dessert! It’s… Floor Wax? (SNL Got It First, 1976)

    It’s A Salad! It’s A Dessert! It’s… Floor Wax? (SNL Got It First, 1976)

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    #53

    Austin Powers Says: "So, Shall We Shag Now, Or Later?"

    Austin Powers Says: "So, Shall We Shag Now, Or Later?"

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    The Story Behind The Word ‘Colored’: Used For Black People From 1807 to Mid-1960s

    The Story Behind The Word ‘Colored’: Used For Black People From 1807 to Mid-1960s

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    Weird, Wonderful, And Just Plain Weird Vintage Products

    Weird, Wonderful, And Just Plain Weird Vintage Products

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    Mom Is Wired On Benzedrine! Now That’s One Hyper Lady

    Mom Is Wired On Benzedrine! Now That’s One Hyper Lady

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    All The Fun You Can Have With Him… But Seriously, What Fun Is Actually Possible With A Dead Alligator?

    All The Fun You Can Have With Him… But Seriously, What Fun Is Actually Possible With A Dead Alligator?

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    #58

    Before Cans, Soda And Beer Came In Reusable Bottles That Needed Deposits

    Before Cans, Soda And Beer Came In Reusable Bottles That Needed Deposits

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    Speedy Weeny, 1947: Hot Dogs Cooked In Seconds (Thanks, Radar Tech)

    Speedy Weeny, 1947: Hot Dogs Cooked In Seconds (Thanks, Radar Tech)

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    #60

    Is She Really ‘Pleased’ Or Plotting Sweet Revenge?

    Is She Really ‘Pleased’ Or Plotting Sweet Revenge?

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    Tin Foil Was The First Cooking Foil, Aluminum Foil Came Later In 1910

    Tin Foil Was The First Cooking Foil, Aluminum Foil Came Later In 1910

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    #62

    The Shel-Va-Dor Fridge: Big Idea? Shelves In The Door!

    The Shel-Va-Dor Fridge: Big Idea? Shelves In The Door!

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    #63

    Chug-A-Lug Grandpa! You Too, Little Missy — Drink Up!

    Chug-A-Lug Grandpa! You Too, Little Missy — Drink Up!

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    #64

    "Get A Real Tan — Not A Fake Orange Tan" Yeah, Looking At You, Orange Donald!

    "Get A Real Tan — Not A Fake Orange Tan" Yeah, Looking At You, Orange Donald!

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    #65

    Ben-Hur And Flour? Spoiler: Nothing To See Here

    Ben-Hur And Flour? Spoiler: Nothing To See Here

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    #66

    By 1950s, TV Was Already Hypnotizing Viewers Like A Pro

    By 1950s, TV Was Already Hypnotizing Viewers Like A Pro

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    Meet John ‘Count Dante’ Keehan: Hairdresser, Criminal, Porn Star, And Martial Arts Mastermind

    Meet John ‘Count Dante’ Keehan: Hairdresser, Criminal, Porn Star, And Martial Arts Mastermind

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    Ladies Pushing Lawn Mowers Was The Modern World In 1954, Apparently

    Ladies Pushing Lawn Mowers Was The Modern World In 1954, Apparently

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    Ohio Art’s 1970 Toy Phonograph: World’s Smallest and Worst Sound

    Ohio Art’s 1970 Toy Phonograph: World’s Smallest and Worst Sound

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    “Roger Put Me Into A Street Van. And I’m Not Coming Out.” Uhh, Are You Hostage?

    “Roger Put Me Into A Street Van. And I’m Not Coming Out.” Uhh, Are You Hostage?

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    #71

    The Johnny Astro Space Vehicle: A Balloon That Flew With A Fan (Yeah, Really)

    The Johnny Astro Space Vehicle: A Balloon That Flew With A Fan (Yeah, Really)

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    #72

    Sylvania Convertible TV: Looks Cool, Hurts Your Back

    Sylvania Convertible TV: Looks Cool, Hurts Your Back

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    For Men Only! Power-Packed ‘Man-Talking’ Patterns That Tell Her It’s A Man’s World

    For Men Only! Power-Packed ‘Man-Talking’ Patterns That Tell Her It’s A Man’s World

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    Faultless Rubber’s ‘Sanitary Sealed Package’ Promised Clean Balloons Straight From The Factory To Your Kid

    Faultless Rubber’s ‘Sanitary Sealed Package’ Promised Clean Balloons Straight From The Factory To Your Kid

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    Jell-O Powder First Hit Stores In 1897 And Made All Kinds Of Weird Recipes Famous

    Jell-O Powder First Hit Stores In 1897 And Made All Kinds Of Weird Recipes Famous

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    Over the years, Jell-O’s ads were all about wild recipes. In 1959, they even said gelatin (yes, the stuff made from boiling animal parts) could be a delicious drink.

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