Jughead’s ‘Wow Jug’ Hot Dog Hype – Veronica’s Ready to Dig In, Jughead? Not So Much
The 1957 Future Power Mower That Tried to Be A Cadillac on Grass (Plastic Dome, Radio, AC Included)
This Dude’s Way Too Happy About Something, And We Can Only Wonder What
Let's dive into some wild vintage products that will make you scratch your head. Was this stuff actually sold or just a joke? Let’s find out! Starting strong with the "Lazy Man's Power Mower" – a lawnmower from 1958 that came with a plastic dome, air cushion seat, running lights, a radio, and even air conditioning! Sounds fancy, right? But nope, it never made it past the concept stage. Imagine mowing your lawn in an air-conditioned bubble – dream or disaster?
All Of Them? Warning: American Soldiers Are Apparently Disease-Riddled – Ladies, Beware!
Air Travel Back Then Was Basically Like Riding A Bus... With A Piano Lounge!
Back in 1966, American Airlines dreamed big with 747 Astroliners. But by 1970, the economy said “Nah,” so they yanked 50 seats to make room for a lounge complete with a piano! Too bad jazz in the sky didn’t last long – ticket sales took a nosedive.
The Niagara Wave & Rocking Bath from the 1890s: Your Bathroom’s Own Mini Ocean Ride
Next up, the Niagara Wave & Rocking Bath from the 1890s. This wasn’t just a crazy bathtub; it was an early form of hydrotherapy. The idea? To make you feel like you’re chilling by the seaside, right in your bathroom. Fancy swinging baths and a splash of Victorian health trends all rolled into one weird package.
Asbestos Snow? Yep, ’Cause What Could Possibly Go Wrong With That Christmas Decor?
Once upon a time, asbestos was a trendy white, fluffy decoration for Christmas trees. Then science popped the bubble with the whole 'major cancer risk' thing. Bonus trivia: asbestos snow even showed up in the 1939 Wizard of Oz, waking Dorothy and friends from a spell!
Lose Inches While Painting or Golfing With These Weird Sauna Shorts!
Harsh Toilet Paper Was The 'Cause' Of Fidgety Kids In The ’50s—Who Knew?
The rocking bath had a super simple setup: just three buckets of hot or cold water, and it rocked you back and forth without any mess. No splashing allowed! Talk about luxury bathing with Victorian flair.
Meet Stanley Hiller Jr’s Metal Squirt Gun—The ’40s Just Got Serious
Genuine OCD Toy Gas Masks For Those Seriously Serious Kids
Body Odor? Blame Bacteria Doing Its Dirty Work!
Fast forward to inflatable sauna shorts – yeah, those were a thing! These puffy shorts promised to trap heat and melt away fat. Spoiler alert: they mostly just made you lose water weight temporarily. So, if you wore these while golfing or painting, you might sweat more, but don't expect to turn into a slimmer you overnight.
Leap Year Girls, Trap Your Man With Donuts—Because, Marriage? Yikes!
Throw Like A Girl? This WWII Poster Tries To Shame But Actually Explains A Lot
Not Racist At All, Promised! (Insert Eye Roll)
People still rock sauna suits today hoping to burn calories, but science says heating one body part won’t magically zap fat. The results? Meh, barely noticeable calorie burn. Sorry, no magic pants here!
Sanitary Equipment? Just a Bucket, Thanks!
Morton Salt’s Classic Catchphrase: When It Rains, It Pours
Morton Salt came up with the phrase "When it rains, it pours" to show off their salt that doesn’t clump in humidity, thanks to a special additive from 1911.
Radiation Survival Kit? Good Luck With That If You’re Near Ground Zero
Which one caught your eye? Maybe the piano lounge in the sky on American Airlines or the asbestos fake snow that sounds super unsafe now. Got a favorite oddball product or vintage ad? Share your pick! And if you want more time-traveling laughs, old ads from the ’90s have plenty of jaw-dropping moments too.
The Electric Scalp Rubber-Upper With 480 Nubs To Zap Away Dandruff? Seriously?
Evans Vacuum Cap: The ‘Science’ of Hair Growth (Until the Law Said Nope)
Even The Squirrel Thinks This Is Fun—But The Wife Just Threw It Away
Who Thought A Rug That ‘Strokes As You Stroke’ Was A Great Idea?
Crane’s Little Bon-Bon Pills: Cure Your Torpid Liver...Or Just Tummy Trouble
The ‘Well-Dressed Sleazeball’ Lunch Outfit Includes Bright, Gaudy, Horrible Stripes
Whaaat? Not Gay! Just Two Bros Goofing Around in Boxers
Lovely, Exotic, Lonely — And Eager To Meet Me (Sounds Legit)
"Easy On The Sugar, You’re Reducing!" Oh Please, Just Shut Up Already
The Committee For A Better America: Fighting Radicalism with...Paper Route Money?
Henry Leland Named Cadillac After Detroit’s Founder And Made Auto History
Cadillac changed the car game by pioneering interchangeable parts, making modern car production possible. This 1908 ad celebrates that engineering milestone.
Spanking Kids For Farting In The ’40s? Yep, That Happened
Become An ‘Electronic Man’ Made Out Of Cardboard – Because Why Not?
Laudanum In The Sears Catalog: Toxic But Popular In The 19th Century
"I Stole The Rainbow To Make You Gay"—Jester Wools Makes Clothes Happier Than Ever
Weight Loss Ads Never Played It Cool: ‘Be Comfortable While You Drop Pounds!’
Sleep Good, Husbands! Englander Mattresses Promise A Nicer You To Your Wife
Sears Travelknit Suit: One Suit To Rule The World (and It’s Green and Doubleknit)
Who Needs Raquel Welch When You’ve Got This Rugged Vinyl Pillow To Rest Your Head?
Get The Newest ‘Nowest’ Style Because Fashion Is Weird
Meet The Electric Banana Stereo, Inspired By A Banana (And Andy Warhol)
The Perfect Christmas Gift! (Yep, It’s Vintage)
The Folding Bath That Hid In A Wardrobe (Because Bathrooms Were Complicated)
This sneaky tub looked like a mirrored wardrobe until you folded it down and turned it into a bath, complete with water heater! When indoor plumbing wasn’t a thing, this was fancy tech for a quick soak.
The Daddy Saddle: The Ultimate Dad Humiliator, Texas Style!
Real Hair From Davy, Peter, Micky & Mike — Just Not Specified From Where...
Email Was New In 1981, But Spam Was Already Bugging People For 3 Years
In The ’50s, Pepsi Said Drinking Their Soda Would Make You Slimmer and More Attractive
In The 1890s, Pencil Sharpening Was Serious Business... And Definitely Not For Women!
Shell’s Crazy Crop Yield Boosters: Nitrogation!
Shell bragged about boosting crop yields with a process called ‘nitrogation’ - they’d combine hydrogen from petroleum gas with nitrogen from air into a plant food. Science or marketing magic?
The First Ever Beer Can: 1933, Steel & A Tin Lining, Opened With A Church Key
Back in ’33, beer cans made of steel had a tin lining to avoid the metallic taste. Heavy stuff that needed a special opener called a 'church key' – no twist tops here!
Balls! The Candy That’s Supposed To Help You Conquer The World
Newborn Wrapped In Cellophane? Might Need More Than A Butt Smack
Radiation Safety Poster From Oak Ridge National Lab, 1947: Science Means Business
It’s A Salad! It’s A Dessert! It’s… Floor Wax? (SNL Got It First, 1976)
Austin Powers Says: "So, Shall We Shag Now, Or Later?"
The Story Behind The Word ‘Colored’: Used For Black People From 1807 to Mid-1960s
Weird, Wonderful, And Just Plain Weird Vintage Products
Mom Is Wired On Benzedrine! Now That’s One Hyper Lady
All The Fun You Can Have With Him… But Seriously, What Fun Is Actually Possible With A Dead Alligator?
Before Cans, Soda And Beer Came In Reusable Bottles That Needed Deposits
Speedy Weeny, 1947: Hot Dogs Cooked In Seconds (Thanks, Radar Tech)
Is She Really ‘Pleased’ Or Plotting Sweet Revenge?
Tin Foil Was The First Cooking Foil, Aluminum Foil Came Later In 1910
The Shel-Va-Dor Fridge: Big Idea? Shelves In The Door!
Chug-A-Lug Grandpa! You Too, Little Missy — Drink Up!
"Get A Real Tan — Not A Fake Orange Tan" Yeah, Looking At You, Orange Donald!
Ben-Hur And Flour? Spoiler: Nothing To See Here
By 1950s, TV Was Already Hypnotizing Viewers Like A Pro
Meet John ‘Count Dante’ Keehan: Hairdresser, Criminal, Porn Star, And Martial Arts Mastermind
Ladies Pushing Lawn Mowers Was The Modern World In 1954, Apparently
Ohio Art’s 1970 Toy Phonograph: World’s Smallest and Worst Sound
“Roger Put Me Into A Street Van. And I’m Not Coming Out.” Uhh, Are You Hostage?
The Johnny Astro Space Vehicle: A Balloon That Flew With A Fan (Yeah, Really)
Sylvania Convertible TV: Looks Cool, Hurts Your Back
For Men Only! Power-Packed ‘Man-Talking’ Patterns That Tell Her It’s A Man’s World
Faultless Rubber’s ‘Sanitary Sealed Package’ Promised Clean Balloons Straight From The Factory To Your Kid
Jell-O Powder First Hit Stores In 1897 And Made All Kinds Of Weird Recipes Famous
Over the years, Jell-O’s ads were all about wild recipes. In 1959, they even said gelatin (yes, the stuff made from boiling animal parts) could be a delicious drink.

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