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Some teenage dudes throwing pebbles at the gorilla at the San Diego zoo...gorilla threw back with a fresh handful of [feces], right in the dudes face. My dad, the Marine, peed his pants laughing. Glorious!
I'm a teacher. In my country, all teachers get paid a set amount by the government that goes up the longer you're a teacher... In my first year, I worked at a really toxic school... They weren't paying me properly. Ten years later, surprise back pay thanks to an audit!
I was in the passing lane on the highway slowly coming up on a couple of cars in the right lane... Another car came up behind me going fast, honked, flipped me off, but then got pulled over by an unmarked state trooper. Justice.
A classmate broke a leg and used crutches. Another kid kicked one down the stairs. The kicker then took a spill and broke his arm. Sweet justice!
My dad kicked our dog because it was standing in front of the fridge and he wanted a beer, but as soon as he opened the fridge the shelf that was holding the beer fell off and every single can busted open.
I’m a server at a fancy restaurant. A guy leading a big group was super rude the whole time. When it was time to pay, his card got declined and his guests had to pay instead. Ha!
When I was learning to drive in a school zone, a car tailgated me, then sped off and flipped me off. Cops caught him going 60kph in a 40kph zone. Karma in action!
I was a $15/hr ski resort employee. Found a wallet with $750 inside and handed it in. Later, the owner gave me $100 as a reward. Cha-ching!
In a tiny school, Todd was a bit of a question-asker who annoyed class bully Christopher. During a rounders game, Christopher was being a jerk pitching balls at Todd's feet. Eventually, Todd smashed a ball back at Christopher at lightning speed and bonked him right in the eye. Bullies beware!
When I was a kid, my sister hid my souvenir hockey puck. I yelled 'GIVE ME BACK MY HOCKEY PUCK!' and bonked her with a pillow. Guess where she hid it?
My mom dated a guitarist from Bob Marley's band. One bar, an old school bully saw them together and flipped out. The look on that girl's face was priceless.
We were driving slow on a snowy back road. Some obnoxious teens sped past us yelling. A few minutes later, they ended up stuck in a ditch. We laughed and gestured by.
I got rear-ended by a girl texting while driving. She got a $50 ticket but then ran a red light and T-boned a cop. I laughed way too hard.
In daycare, a girl kept pulling my ponytail during musical chairs. When the teacher ignored it, I punched her hard. My mom backed me up—no trouble at all.
My cheating ex is now impotent to the point where, well, nothing helps. Karma is a beautiful thing.
Former boss fired me for pushing compliance. Next month, company got hit with 7-8 figure fines after an audit. Instant karma!
In first grade, a bully pushed me down at recess. A fourth grader stepped in, picked the bully up, and took him to the principal. Problem solved!
I didn't have a date to prom, so my friends said I couldn't come because it would ruin their pictures. I didn't go at all. Guess who’s limo never showed? Drama!
Double cast in a play, I got a costume off the rack. My co-star got a custom dress made... out of curtains. Ha! Talk about rude payback.
My old manager was a nightmare. New manager said, 'If you don't take care of your people, they'll take care of you.' He stared right at the old guy. Mic drop!
A lady ran a red light and flipped off our bus driver. Later, cops pulled her over for speeding. Our bus driver agreed to testify against her. Karma police in action!
My childhood bully made fun of me for being short. Now, at 33, I'm 6 foot and he never really grew, plus bald by 24. Talk about karma!
I ran over a bee on my tricycle on purpose. Later, I stepped on it barefoot and got stung. Mom said I deserved it. I agreed.
A teenage dishwasher cut her finger badly. A cook joked and then immediately cut himself needing stitches. Later, she teased him back with the same line!
At a party, a girl was trash talking another. When the other girl got hugged and spun around, her foot accidentally kicked the trash talker in the face. Beer spilled everywhere and she ended up with a black eye!
A girl was attacked and a Good Samaritan scared off the attacker. Later, he collapsed in cardiac arrest and was brought to the ER, where the victim ID'd him. Instant karma!
At lunch, we didn’t have enough room. One kid sat alone. Another friend switched to sit with him, but the kid moved to our old spot. We all then moved to the other table, leaving him alone again.
Bully tried to mess with a scrawny white kid. Bully ended up in ICU after crashing face-first into concrete and losing teeth. Instant karma!
An annoying student taunted two brothers about a terrible disease. Older brother sucker punched him, breaking his jaw. The bully kept quiet after that!
A disruptive student’s mom acted like his bad behavior was made up. Two days later, he got caught vandalizing school property and mom had to pay for the damages.
We saved a bonfire spot all day. A couple asked to share, but then brought 15 friends and pushed us out. Later, a high tide came and washed out their bonfire stuff. Karma!
I was driving carefully in a snowstorm. Some guy in a Mustang passed me dangerously and almost lost control. Five minutes later, I saw him stuck in the ditch. Idiot.
My coworker hated me and tried stealing my shifts and tips. The owner said I was one of the best and put me on tournament shifts. Coworker flipped and quit. Win!
In 7th grade, a bully wrestled with another kid and ended up face-first in a pile of dog poop. Instant karma!
A woman on her phone ran me off the road and flipped me off. A mile later, she crashed into the back of a van. I slowed down, laughed, and drove off into the sunset.
We used to kick garden sprinklers to watch them spray water everywhere. One day, I kicked a new super-strong one and broke my big toe and rolled my ankle. Ouch!
Neighbors next door kept throwing bottles off their balcony at night. I called the cops. Cops showed up, the party cleaners cleaned up glass under flashlight. Instant karma!
My ex-husband stole $4000 to visit his mistress, then called me begging for money using my credit card number. LOL, not happening!
My high school math teacher gave me awful grades and was known for failing top female students unfairly. The school settled a discrimination lawsuit and he was told to retire immediately.
A co-worker was trash talking and slipped out of a crane rig, landing face-first in mud. Instant karma and hilarious!
Some drunk guy was tailgating and yelling at me for flipping him off. I called 911. The cop right behind us pulled him over near Itasca. We laughed!
On the way to Chicago, a road raging dude was swerving and yelling about shooting us. Five miles later, we saw his van flipped in a ditch.
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