Wait, They Actually Did That at a Wedding?! The Most Cringe ‘They Won’t Last’ Moments

The groom decided to get *super* personal and romantic by talking about the bride’s ‘stinky farts’ during his vows. Spoiler: it wasn’t a hit. Oh, and the bride? That was me.

As they walked out of the ceremony, the groom kept saying “nope” to holding the bride’s hand. Oh, and his first kiss as hubby? He went with 'a hug will do, grandma’s here.'

The newlyweds tried a game to see who knew the other better. Spoiler alert: they bombed every question. Even the dog’s name was a mystery. Yikes.

As a wedding photographer, I’ve noticed a fun trend: the harder the cake fight, the shorter the marriage. Intense cake shoving = a red flag. But hey, if you’re still happily married after a cake battle royale, kudos!

Experienced wedding photographer here: one time, the bride’s parents said, ‘You weren’t who we pictured for our daughter, but you have kids so I guess we’re stuck with you.’ Smooth. Marriage length? Shorter than that speech.

The groom’s mom went full awkward and kissed her son on the lips for literal minutes during the wedding, while the bride just stood there, frozen. Everyone else? Utterly shocked.

Picture this: groomsmen turning the cake cutting into a food fight, the groom getting hit with the cake topper, falling face-first, bleeding, and an ambulance arriving. The bride's fancy gown? Ruined. The marriage? Gone in days.

The bride was sobbing… but nope, it wasn’t joy. Just pure ‘What on earth am I doing?’ energy pouring out during the vows.

The bride showed up stunning, the groom looked like he threw on whatever was clean - cargo shorts, greasy hair and all. Turns out, only one really cared about the big day…and the marriage.

Groom enthusiastically shouted, “We’re gonna have LOTS OF BABIES!” The bride’s face? Straight up frozen in a silent scream. Drama level: expert.

They went all out Gatsby-style, with fancy venues and pumpkin spice-themed vows (yes, really). Turns out the only love was for fall flavors. Divorce papers arrived before the first anniversary. Pumpkin spice isn’t enough, folks.

When their vows were dripping in sarcasm, I gave them one year max. Honestly, sarcasm at a wedding? That’s some bold energy.

Pre-Cana classes meant to prep for marriage instead turned into relationship wrestling matches. Couples who hadn’t discussed parenting fought so hard, some walked out mid-class! Spoiler: many didn’t make it past the wedding altar.

The bride and her bridesmaids nailed a sweet dance. Meanwhile, the groom kept burying his face in shame and joking with his buddies. Spoiler: four months later, they were history.

The bride sang her heart out to their song, while the groom turned his back and got blackout drunk with his friends. She kept belting, hoping he’d notice. He didn’t.

Caterers ran out of food because Mr. Groom silently shrunk the order. He got wasted, lost a precious Hawaiian maile lei in a pool, and drunkenly whispered divorce the very next morning. It took the bride two years to finally say bye-bye.

At a wedding gone wrong, the groom whipped a glass and hit the bride on the head. No serious injuries, but her brother and dad didn’t hold back beating him up. Talk about a memorable reception.

At one wedding, the groom was 17 and bride only 15 - totally legal with consent but still shocking. Another time, bride wanted a princess wedding but the groom and his crew showed up absolutely smashed and could barely stand. Not your typical fairytale.

The groom insisted on Latin vows... which included stuff about the wife staying home and being subservient. Major facepalm, especially for a strong career nurse bride. The marriage lasted less than a year.

While the groom was passed out, the bride hooked up with the best man. They kept married for a year - and the groom never even found out. Scandalous!