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Wait, They Actually Said That?! Women’s Funniest Burns That Totally Crushed Men’s Confidence
Alright, here’s something hilarious for you: women spilling the *exact* savage thing they said to crush a guy’s confidence. It’s quick, it’s brutal, and it’s downright funny. Ready to dive in and laugh at some epic burns? Let’s roll!
Also, heads up - some men apparently think they can land planes, fight animals, or rock a soccer game better than pros. Spoiler: reality begs to differ.
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When a dude bragged about being an alpha, she casually asked, "Is that a furry thing?" Instant confidence meltdown.
So, do men think they’re superheroes or just wildly confident? A 2024 survey says yep, pretty much! Turns out, 13% of these gents believe they can land a plane zero experience required. Seriously. Another 13% reckon they could beat top athletes in their own sports. Talk about bonus ego points!
And get this: 77% think they’re better drivers than women. No shocker there. But some even think they could win a fight against a horse, a croc, or a gorilla. Yep, really.
He said, “You act like a man.” She fired back, “Then watch and learn - maybe you’ll become one too.” Boom. Roasted.
Out of 3,005 guys, 77% said they’re above-average drivers. Only 1% admitted to being bad drivers. Bold!
Almost half said they could handle driving a huge semi-truck if needed. An advertising pro called this survey result “the least surprising” thing ever. Kinda feels that way, right?
When he told her she had no taste, she replied, “That explains how I ended up with you.” Yep, savage and true!
A men’s psychologist says that guys often think they can control stuff way more than they really can. Plus, testosterone and social pressure crank up the confidence dial. So basically, guys are wired for a lot of swagger.
He complained her breasts were too small. She shot back, “I know, right? They’re smaller than yours.” Talk about a plot twist!
When he confessed cheating, she said, “I was genuinely surprised it was a woman.” Yeah, that hit below the belt!
Another survey showed men rate themselves as above average in tons of skills - like cooking, courage, athleticism, and even tidiness. Men edged out women by a small margin, but still, those egos were shining bright!
She told him, “Awww, you're doing your best and that’s really embarrassing.” Ouch. That’s gotta sting!
Men especially bragged about being mechanically savvy, athletic, math whizzes, self-disciplined, and pretty darn smart. Some of this confidence might be a tiny bit... inflated.
She asked, “Were you this angry before you started losing your hair?” Instant confidence deflation.
Across the pond, British men showed the same strut. Over a third thought they could land planes with air traffic guidance. Half figured they could score on pro soccer goalies and ref Premier League games. Now that’s some serious confidence.
A guy sent a revealing pic. She asked, “Is it supposed to look like that?” He vanished instantly. Priceless.
Lots of men reckoned they could smash marathons without training, race in Formula 1 without crashing, or even get elected to parliament. Dream big, fellas!
Him: “You'd look prettier if you smiled.”
Her: “You first.” (He smiles)
Her: “Good boy.” (Walks away without smiling). Comedy gold.
A quarter of the guys even thought they could star in Hollywood films or make a number-one hit song. Confidence level: rockstar mode.
She flat out said, “We both need to date other men.” Uh-oh, that’s a confidence crusher for sure.
A research director wondered if old-school gender roles still impact how men see themselves. Looks like they might be hanging around like that itchy sweater no one wears anymore.
When asked, “What that mouth do?” she answered, “Hurt your feelings.” Oof, savage and spot on.
Way back, a New Zealand study found half of guys thought they had a 1-in-5 chance to land a plane in an emergency. Seeing a pilot’s landing video? That just boosted their confidence even more! Wild.
She hit back with, “I’m not interested in being disrespected by someone I already lowered my standards for.” That’s next-level truth.
She declared, “You’re here ’cause I want you here, not ’cause I need you. You need me way more.” Confidence blowout!
“If you have to keep telling yourself you’re a good man, you probably aren’t.” Truth bombs incoming.
He asked, “Will you fix your problem?” She said, “Absolutely.” Then *blocked* him. Plot twist!
She threw shade with, “Your chin is not strong enough to speak to me in that tone.” Yep, nailed it.
She said, “If you’re gonna scream in my face, at least brush your teeth first.” Harsh but honest!
She said, “No need for me to wish you bad luck, you are who you are and that’s more than enough.” That one stings!
She said, “If you wanna see an adult throw a bigger tantrum than a toddler denied a nugget, tell him: ‘I lowered my standards for you, and you still couldn’t reach the bar.’” Oof!
He asked, “So what do you bring to the table?” She shot back, “...listen, what are you lacking that you need from a woman?” Score one for sass!
She told him, “The way you can’t communicate effectively is actually super unattractive.” Yum, roasted!
When he said he wasn’t ready for anything serious, she burst out, “Oh thank God, I didn’t know how I was gonna tell you!” Savage and real.
She warned, “For your own safety, you should act like your hairline and take a few steps back…” Savage and spot on.
She said, “Why should I lower my standards so you can have a chance” and “For someone with your stature, you shouldn’t be so comfortable talking down to others.” Favorites for sure!
She quipped, “It’s hard to think your mom took 9 months to make a joke.” Subtle and savage at the same time.
She said, “It’s okay, your frontal lobe is just underdeveloped. It’s not your fault.” Savage diagnosis!
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