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Picture this: the 80s, no cell phones, and a lawyer dad sprinting all the way from the courthouse to the hospital just in time to see his baby born, still wearing his black robe and funny white collar. Talk about making an entrance!
One dad absolutely lost it when his baby came out lighter than he expected, not knowing that black babies often look pale at birth. Result? Screaming matches, accusations, and a quick hospital arrest. Lesson? Someone really should’ve told him what to expect!
Imagine working on a phone line while standing on a ladder... then a friend storms in yelling the baby’s coming early. Without hesitation, this dad slides down, drops his tools right in the street, and rushes to the hospital. That’s a dad who knows what matters!
This guy practically passed out when his wife went into labor, splashing water on his face yelling, “I can’t do this!” But guess what? He pulled himself together and supported her like a champ. Husbands, take notes!
In an operating room convo, a senior doctor basically says to a new dad: ditch your surgical case and race to the labor room. Because nothing beats being there for your newborn. Wise words, if you ask us.
A doc gets a late-night call about labor at 32 weeks. No ambulance there, but guess what? Baby’s already here, and then—wait for it—another one pops out minutes later, still hiding in the amniotic sac. Talk about a plot twist!
One dad gave his number, told hospitals they’d call when it was time—then chilled at the pub. When he finally showed up, he was too drunk to come in. Fast-forward: these two are now divorced. Spoiler: that’s probably no coincidence.
After a surprise baby boy show-up (and four sisters already in the mix), this dad went full-on excited, grabbing a nurse and yelling, “It has a WEINER!!” Yep, that happened.
Some dads bring snacks, some bring pillows... nope, this guy rolled in with his whole gaming setup to play with his buddies mid-birth. Nurses trying to give discharge instructions? Not when dad's mid-frag in the corner!
After giving birth, the mom developed serious health issues needing extended hospital time. Her husband wanted to bail for a comfy bed at home... and she wasn't having it. That moment opened his eyes big time. Turns out, support can be learned.
One dad was so nervous about childbirth he actually passed out in the hospital parking lot, hitting his head and needing stitches. Meanwhile, his wife was inside giving birth, wondering where her husband disappeared to. Talk about an unforgettable day!
During a c-section, this dad fainted right there, hit his head, and had to be patched up in the ER. Meanwhile, mom and baby were busy doing their thing. Talk about teamwork—kind of!
When the anesthesiologist showed up with a needle, this dad just couldn’t handle it. He passed out cold, hit his head, needed stitches—and missed his baby's entire debut. Nurses were all smiles to dad’s face but definitely giggled behind his back for months!
Imagine being in serious labor with a third-degree tear and the dad casually asks, “Why are you crying?” Yep, some dads have a way of keeping things... interesting.
When dad saw his baby girl being born, he brilliantly joked, “Oh no! Another split-tail. Throw her back!” Guess who still brags about that 40 years later? Yep, the ultimate dad.
This guy bounced during mid-labor with a lame excuse about cleaning the house... turns out he was cheating. He came back drunk, slept through labor, and nurses had to wake him up to cut the cord. He lasted just three weeks post-birth before getting kicked out. Oof.
One new dad was so nervous at the hospital, he literally ran out and got a speeding ticket on the way home right after his baby was born. Not his finest moment, but hey, at least he made it home!
During an emergency c-section, this now ex-husband was staring so hard he actually shouted, “Oh WHOA, is that her LIVER?!” Then guess what? A nurse elbowed him hard enough to teach him a lesson. Surgery room drama, much?
Asked how the wife was doing during induction? Brother said, “I dunno, I went home because it could take a while.” Serious partner points: zero. His wife’s nurses ended up doting on him like he was the real patient, which was kind of hilarious.
One hospital worker says a mom didn’t know which guy was dad—so they both showed up. One looked all fancy in a suit; the other came in full-on devil costume with horns, tail, and pitchfork. You can’t make this stuff up!
This mom was bored at 30 weeks, then suddenly: pizza canceled, waters broke outside a restaurant, a brief panic call, and bam! 57 minutes later the baby was born—complete with her passing out after the whirlwind event. This birth story is a total rollercoaster!
When baby brother was born, dad arrived at the hospital with his face smothered in lipstick kisses. It was a look, honestly. And despite this, the couple stayed together and had baby number two ten years later. Talk about love!
While mom was busy having a baby, dad was admitted with ulcers at the hospital. Pregnancy stress is real for dads too—health matters, people!
Dad went out for a smoke and came back to find the baby had already arrived. Some dads just have no luck with timing... or multitasking.
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