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Ready for some jaw-dropping, eye-roll-inducing moments from men who thought, "Hey, I deserve the world!"? Spoiler: They don’t. We’ve scooped up some of the craziest ‘entitled guy’ texts and stories online so you can enjoy the madness without the stress. Buckle up, it's going to be a ride!

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#1

No Expert, But Men Probably Have More To Offer Than Just Shovels

No Expert, But Men Probably Have More To Offer Than Just Shovels

Nadine Smith Report

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Women have come too far to let entitled guys slide by with their wild attitudes. These dudes act all nice until... surprise! They don’t. Luckily, the internet’s screenshot button is ready to catch them in the act. Confidence without a clue? More like audacity on steroids.

They think attention is owed, rejection is a crime, and boundaries are just fancy suggestions. Spoiler: They’re not.

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    #2

    Wait, What Does That Even Mean?

    Wait, What Does That Even Mean?

    TBNSK74 Report

    Cheating on your wife because the nanny is hot? Yep, that’s not just entitled, it’s downright pathetic.

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    #3

    Pretty Sure They’re Loving This Way Too Much

    Pretty Sure They’re Loving This Way Too Much

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    Here’s the classic script: it starts chill, maybe even a little sweet. Then the person doesn’t reply fast enough or say what Mr. Entitled wants. Boom, meltdown mode engaged! Suddenly it’s insults, accusations, and weird demands. Communication? Nah, control’s the name of the game.

    #4

    Guys Want ‘Trad Wives’ But Not Trad Husbands? That’s Not How This Works

    Guys Want ‘Trad Wives’ But Not Trad Husbands? That’s Not How This Works

    Optimus_micheal Report

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    #5

    When Your Entitlement Hits the Roof and Then Some

    When Your Entitlement Hits the Roof and Then Some

    FalconLynx13 Report

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    #6

    This Guy Thinks A Creepy Compliment Deserves a Thanks. Nope.

    This Guy Thinks A Creepy Compliment Deserves a Thanks. Nope.

    Featherpike Report

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    Wanting someone? Cool. Acting like you own them? Not cool. This is entitlement dressed up as romance and it’s never as charming as it thinks it is. Sometimes it even crosses into the downright scary zone.

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    #7

    This Guy Thinks He’s Entitled To My Time, Advice, And Sympathy. Nope.

    This Guy Thinks He’s Entitled To My Time, Advice, And Sympathy. Nope.

    SpokenDivinity Report

    Pro tip: Block and report buttons exist for a reason. Let them scream into the void.

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    #8

    This Logic? Nope.

    This Logic? Nope.

    Lanabakery Report

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    #9

    Level: Full-On Psychopath (Yikes)

    Level: Full-On Psychopath (Yikes)

    wish_yooper_here Report

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    When a guy's words scream 'You owe me,' you know you’re in the presence of entitlement royalty. It’s like they expect women to hand over all the love and care but keep their own power and control locked up tight. No thanks!

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    #10

    Entitled Guy While His Friend Is Getting Married. Smooth.

    Entitled Guy While His Friend Is Getting Married. Smooth.

    bbyddymack Report

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    #11

    First Time Facing An Entitled Man-Child On Facebook Marketplace

    First Time Facing An Entitled Man-Child On Facebook Marketplace

    tinselpandora Report

    I’m only reaching out when I’m ready, thank you very much! No holding spots here - first come, first served!

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    #12

    "You Just LOVE Rejecting Men, Don’t You?" Classic Entitled Logic

    "You Just LOVE Rejecting Men, Don’t You?" Classic Entitled Logic

    That-Appeal-9300 Report

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    Entitled dudes basically want it all without giving a thing back. It’s like a rigged game where they win no matter what, and the rest, well, not so much. Spoiler: It’s unfair, exhausting, and totally 2024 to call them out on it.

    #13

    This Guy Can’t Handle Being Ignored. Spoiler: We Don’t Care.

    This Guy Can’t Handle Being Ignored. Spoiler: We Don’t Care.

    slothfulyeet Report

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    #14

    Why I Keep My Distance From My Half-Brother (You’ll See Why)

    Why I Keep My Distance From My Half-Brother (You’ll See Why)

    AppleLandfill Report

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    #15

    Jerks Like This Just Keep Showing Up

    Jerks Like This Just Keep Showing Up

    Onem0rething Report

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    Almost everyone’s met one: the guy who seems nice at first but then gets creepy real fast. Like one writer who shared how a client turned into a text-hounding weirdo after he couldn’t take a hint. Yikes.

    #16

    This Dating Profile Was A Whole Mood — And Not In A Good Way

    This Dating Profile Was A Whole Mood — And Not In A Good Way

    LashOfTheBull Report

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    #17

    Wait, Is This The 1800s Or What?

    Wait, Is This The 1800s Or What?

    depressedsinnerxiii Report

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    #18

    His ‘Male Loneliness Epidemic’ Doesn’t Seem Too Devastating

    His ‘Male Loneliness Epidemic’ Doesn’t Seem Too Devastating

    Desiree Anderson Report

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    Are they just clueless or totally ignoring the vibes they’re sending? We may never know. But one thing's clear: persistence in craziness is not a good look.

    #19

    When Friends Ask How Dating’s Going, But You Just Have These Guys to Deal With

    When Friends Ask How Dating’s Going, But You Just Have These Guys to Deal With

    alovelyone Report

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    #20

    Guy Compliments Me, I Say Thanks, And He Absolutely Loses It

    Guy Compliments Me, I Say Thanks, And He Absolutely Loses It

    hipsteryo Report

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    #21

    Canceled The First Date With Creepy Tinder Guy Who Kept Asking For My Location

    Canceled The First Date With Creepy Tinder Guy Who Kept Asking For My Location

    Saffiepie Report

    I told him I found someone else and wished him luck. He wasn’t happy, but wow, the entitlement was strong.

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    After you see enough of Mr. Entitled’s nonsense, spotting the red flags becomes a pro sport. And that means less drama, more peace. But the real dream? Guys acting decent from the get-go.

    #22

    Practicing Web Dev & Offering Free Sites. This Guy Didn’t Say Thanks But Gave Me A Laugh

    Practicing Web Dev & Offering Free Sites. This Guy Didn’t Say Thanks But Gave Me A Laugh

    rayjaywolf Report

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    #23

    17-Year-Old Half-Brother-In-Law Tries To Buy Friends With Cake. Cake He Doesn’t Have.

    17-Year-Old Half-Brother-In-Law Tries To Buy Friends With Cake. Cake He Doesn’t Have.

    NonSumQualisEram- Report

    Normally I’m not this nice, but family’s family. Still, pretty sure the cake invite was a fib.

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    #24

    Self-Entitlement Level: Expert

    Self-Entitlement Level: Expert

    Jakkot Report

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    #25

    "You Gotta Treat Me Like Your #2 Priority, Okay?"

    "You Gotta Treat Me Like Your #2 Priority, Okay?"

    strex09 Report

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    #26

    Only For The 'Right Girl'... Code For: I’m Entitled

    Only For The 'Right Girl'... Code For: I’m Entitled

    AmIRadBadOrJustSad Report

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    #27

    The Self-Proclaimed 'Good Guy' Who’s Just Entitled

    The Self-Proclaimed 'Good Guy' Who’s Just Entitled

    ExoticTourist6002 Report

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    #28

    Wants Me To Loan Him Money Using My Company Account. Bold!

    Wants Me To Loan Him Money Using My Company Account. Bold!

    SurgicVFX Report

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    #29

    These Guys Just Keep Being This Dude

    These Guys Just Keep Being This Dude

    allie__voss Report

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    #30

    "I'm Going To Be A Tech Millionaire" — Dream Big, Bud

    "I'm Going To Be A Tech Millionaire" — Dream Big, Bud

    itsxafx Report

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    #31

    I'll Just Leave This Entitled Gem Right Here

    I'll Just Leave This Entitled Gem Right Here

    gemmaj29011987 Report

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    #32

    Trying To 'Eat His Way To Her Heart' Like It’s A Scripted Rom-Com

    Trying To 'Eat His Way To Her Heart' Like It’s A Scripted Rom-Com

    NotAllAngelsFly Report

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    #33

    Ah, The Good Old Days When Men Felt Entitled To EVERYTHING

    Ah, The Good Old Days When Men Felt Entitled To EVERYTHING

    reddit.com Report

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    #34

    Brother’s Mad He Got A Car Instead Of A Truck. Somehow It’s My Fault

    Brother’s Mad He Got A Car Instead Of A Truck. Somehow It’s My Fault

    isa_chan Report

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    #35

    Stealing 'Brochacho' Like It’s The Crown Jewels

    Stealing 'Brochacho' Like It’s The Crown Jewels

    Effective_Dot3606 Report

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    #36

    Boyfriend Thinks Girlfriend Should Pay For His Future (Even Though She’s Already Paying For Everything)

    Boyfriend Thinks Girlfriend Should Pay For His Future (Even Though She’s Already Paying For Everything)

    reddit.com Report

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    #37

    Spoiled Brother Asks For Airport Ride Two Hours Away... Night Before Flight

    Spoiled Brother Asks For Airport Ride Two Hours Away... Night Before Flight

    reddit.com Report

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    #38

    "I Tried To Show Interest And You’re Just Like Every Other Girl"

    "I Tried To Show Interest And You’re Just Like Every Other Girl"

    reddit.com Report

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    #39

    This Guy Put Me In A Taxi In 2010 And Is Now Offering His Honeymoon Money To Sleep With Me. Three Days After Getting Married. Nope.

    This Guy Put Me In A Taxi In 2010 And Is Now Offering His Honeymoon Money To Sleep With Me. Three Days After Getting Married. Nope.

    Critical_Two_639 Report

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    #40

    Double Standard Alert! Spoiler: The Entitlement Is Real.

    Double Standard Alert! Spoiler: The Entitlement Is Real.

    daisycoin69 Report

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    #41

    My Unemployed Brother Wants Me To Order Him A Pizza Because... Entitlement?

    My Unemployed Brother Wants Me To Order Him A Pizza Because... Entitlement?

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    #42

    My Brother Makes Big Bets And Thinks I’ll Help Pay Up. Nope.

    My Brother Makes Big Bets And Thinks I’ll Help Pay Up. Nope.

    reddit.com Report

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    #43

    Apparently, You Can’t Block Me After I Said I Want No Contact. LOL, Sure.

    Apparently, You Can’t Block Me After I Said I Want No Contact. LOL, Sure.

    reddit.com Report

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