Wait, Window Cleaners Saw THIS?! 37 Hilariously Weird Things From Way Up High

Picture this: sitting 27 stories up, balancing on a chair, and munching on pizza handed to you by a sweet old lady through her open window. Window cleaning just got delicious!

My uncle met a friendly old lady and her excited pup during his job. When she passed away with no family, he just took the dog in. Now, Pumpkin the terrier has been his buddy for almost ten years. That’s a tail-wagging friendship right there!

My grandpa was a window washer and thought, why not leave his number on grandma's window? She called, and boom - 60 years of wedded bliss started with a smudge of digits on glass.

My uncle’s window cleaning stories include: accidentally cleaning a bathroom window with skinned rabbits hanging in it (yikes), peeking into hoarders’ glass-covered messes, a sighting of a famous footballer sans his wife (shhh!), and adopting a rottie named Holly from a dog breeder he met on the job.

One window cleaner saw Brett Lee (yeah, the cricket star) doing yoga behind his blinds. Another found uncut stacks of $100 bills and even a real mummy in a sarcophagus. Plus, animals like cats and puppies losing their minds chasing cleaning gear made the job a total joy.

I was just chilling in a single-person bathroom with a giant glass window and wearing a romper. When I stood to wipe, eye contact happened with the window cleaner outside. Guess that tint didn’t work up close!

When people realize a window cleaner is outside, suddenly everyone’s pretending to work super hard on spreadsheets. News, Facebook, and YouTube? Nope! Productivity spy alert!

While in labor, I spotted a window cleaner outside the hospital window. He had no clue he was so close to a groaning, very-pregnant lady. I laughed through the pain - what else could you do?

A friend just stepped out of the shower and heard some noise. Two window cleaners were right outside her third-floor window! She screamed and hid. Later, the building made the cleaning guys come knock and apologize. So awkward, yet kinda funny.

An old couple loved fresh air so much, the guy leaned out the window to look down - bam! Right face-first into the perfectly cleaned glass. Nothing beats a clear window encounter!

I was cleaning office windows when I spotted the CEO snorting who-knows-what in his dark office. We locked eyes for a good 15 seconds, then I just kept washing like I didn’t see a thing. His farewell gift? A $200 tip and a solar phone charger!

Started off just cleaning windows when suddenly the blinds opened and there he was - Brett Lee doing some calm yoga stretches. Definitely a morning to remember!

Cleaning windows at a senior home, a woman in the dementia ward called me Brian and said she missed me visiting. Talk about a tearjerker and a weird moment rolled into one.

During therapy, my therapist and I stare at the window cleaner and give creepy smiles. He laughs so hard every time, waves goodbye, and we get back to feelings and tissues. Weird but awesome!

People love kissing glass, but trust me, lip prints are gross. They clean off years of grease, bird poop, and random mystery stuff. So maybe think twice before puckering up to a public window!

Window cleaners got a ton of flirty notes, pretend performances, and more - but only when groups of ladies were around. Maybe those red overalls had some magic?

One window cleaner saw a dude high as a kite being chased by cops down the street. Then a big guy tossed a stolen van tire over his shoulder and just casually strolled away whistling. Crime scenes from way above!

After a wild night out, I chilled on my bathroom throne with the window open. The window cleaner had to close it and got an eyeful. We exchanged a knowing nod - win some, lose some!

The guys cleaned our office windows early one morning, and the noise scared everyone so much that one person spilled coffee! Bet the window cleaner had a fun morning.

While cleaning, a window cleaner spotted a huge loose tarantula hanging out by the window. The lady just shrugged and said her nephew was supposed to handle the spider problem. Yep, nope, thanks!

One dude normally listens to his radio at full blast. When he saw the window cleaner, he yanked up his blinds stark naked and started slapping himself while screaming. Just another day in window cleaning land.

Cleaning in West Hollywood, I saw a semi-famous actor licking his dog’s private parts with the blinds down and lights off. That image is forever burned in my brain.

I was visiting grandparents high up and watched window cleaners. Later I realized they couldn’t see out but totally watched us. Guess we were the entertainment!

While working on a cell tower, I spotted bullet holes in the metal, thanks to a nearby shooting range. Seeing people there at the time made me hightail it out of there fast.

Had to clean inside windows for a hospice patient who chain-smoked. The water used to clean? Bright yellow. Gross and unforgettable.

At a medical school, the window cleaner went full spider terminator mode, smacking down about 30 massive spiders on each window. Gross and kinda impressive.

After a three-martini lunch, I caught window cleaners writing messages on notepads outside. After some laughs, our CCO even joined in and later invited them to lunch. Cheers to window friendships!

Came across a guy throwing knives at a dartboard wearing a tiny pink robe. Yeah, that window got skipped.

Thought I was signing up for skyscraper window cleaning but got dragged around neighborhood houses by a methy dude who introduced me as his nephew. Guess every job's got surprises!

Doing a two-story house with loads of windows where the owner covered all paintings and wouldn’t let us inside. Windows got clean, but mystery remained.

Back from maternity leave, trying to pump in the supervisor’s office when I spot a head outside the window. No idea what the guy thought seeing me scramble to get dressed and not spill milk!

At my dad's office, a guy bounced a ball at the window then walked straight into it while the window cleaner watched. Instant comedy gold.

Had to sneak a ladder through a small kitchen when the owner was in a towel. She tried helping but dropped said towel just before anything too revealing happened. Nail-biting window cleaning for sure!

A friend working as a young cleaner saw her classmate making out with a Barbie doll. We all have our quirks!

Saw a guy speed through a red light with cars still crossing. No accident, but honks and screeches were epic. Glad they made it!

Early morning at McDonald's, I watched a hungover guy gather cigarette butts, crush out old tobacco in a rolling paper, and then ask me for a light. Definitely a quit-smoking moment!

While cleaning her bedroom window, I caught this stunning 50-something lady mid-undress. She smiled and said, “Hope you enjoyed the view.” Now we're on a first-name basis. Window cleaning win!