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Hey, here’s a fun little thing we found: what stuff do women obsess over thinking it’ll make guys swoon - but guys couldn’t care less about? Yup, we asked some real dudes on Reddit who spilled the tea. Get ready for some LOL-worthy honesty!

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#1

Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

anon , Hayley Kim Studios/unsplash Report

Fake lashes can sometimes look less 'glam' and more like you’ve stuck a tiny spider to your eyelid. No thanks!

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    #2

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    anon , Mariia Belinska/unsplash Report

    Guys noticed all that glam stuff but realized it’s usually just a way for women to feel good themselves. Fair enough!

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    #3

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    Cymry_Cymraeg , Andrej Lišakov/unsplash Report

    This classic pout that somehow still lives on? Guys say it’s a total no-go.

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    #4

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    LukeTheGroundwalker , Myron Edwards/unsplash Report

    Trying to act silly or clueless to get attention? Sorry, men just think you’re acting dumb. Oops.

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    #5

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    y2kizzle , Getty Images/unsplash Report

    Guys say the tanning obsession is over the top when it looks like you’re turning into a leather handbag. Just saying, take it easy!

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    #6

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    DameBlancheFramboise , Getty Images/unsplash Report

    A woman here says some guys don’t even notice cellulite. For them, it’s just a butt. Simple as that.

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    #7

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    Tuatha_Deohne , Sander Sammy/unsplash Report

    One guy says his roommate thought acting helpless would win him over, but he actually loves women who don’t need protecting. Boom.

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    #8

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    sevaninja , Getty Images/unsplash Report

    Chasing super plump lips with botox or fillers? Many dudes think thin lips look way better and can’t believe people actually do this to themselves.

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    #9

    abaloneyhasnoname Report

    A married guy says his wife is obsessed with apologizing for leg hair, but for him? Not an issue. Guys just don’t think about it!

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    #10

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    anon , Lau Baldo/unsplash Report

    That whole coy, hard-to-get thing? One guy says it’s a total turn off and just confusing. He can’t be bothered figuring out mixed signals.

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    #11

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    chestyCough94 , Getty Images/unsplash Report

    Some girls try to hide their belly or love handles when things get steamy. Guys say if you made it that far, they’re probably loving it - no need for ninja moves.

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    #12

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    hifromsydney , Curated Lifestyle/unsplash Report

    If you pretend to like football to impress a guy, he’d rather you just be honest and do your own thing. Fake hype doesn’t fly!

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    #13

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    IveUsedTwentyLetters , Gilles De Muynck/unsplash Report

    One gal says her friends think being late makes them cute, but guys? They’re just… waiting. Please be on time.

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    #14

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    MettaMorphosis , Frank Flores/unsplash Report

    Those filters that add hearts or sparkles? Instant mood killer for many dudes. Keep it real!

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    #15

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    anon , Camila Quintero Franco/unsplash Report

    Trying to act like you always need saving? Many guys find it a massive turnoff. Be confident, not needy!

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    #16

    marcelowit Report

    Most girls end up looking worse after lip jobs, and guys honestly don’t care. Just sayin’.

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    #17

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    anon , Evelyn Verdín/unsplash Report

    A guy who flies planes said a girl worried about her thick glasses so much she didn’t wear them - and missed out on an epic view. Guys liked her anyway!

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    #18

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    anon , PodMatch/unsplash Report

    Acting all sassy can make some guys feel like they’re dealing with a spoiled kid, not a partner. Just be yourself!

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    #19

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    radasfack , Getty Images/unsplash Report

    One guy found it downright romantic that his girlfriend thought he never noticed her armpits. Guess some things really do matter!

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    #20

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    mindfeces , Jordan González/unsplash Report

    A dude says he barely notices shoe brands, mostly how they affect the way a girl stands. Adventure-ready bags, though? Kinda cool.

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    #21

    1_am_not_a_b0t Report

    Cosmetics can boost confidence but if there’s no personality behind it, or if someone’s a jerk, it won’t save the day.

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    #22

    zutari Report

    Eyebrows get tons of love, but some guys just don’t get it. Unless they’re joined or missing, most don’t really notice.

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    #23

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    anon , Kateryna Hliznitsova/unsplash Report

    A guy explains his wife’s worried about impressing his family - but his fam is chill and loves her already. Family stress? Overrated!

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    #24

    LILPTHEPODGOD Report

    Guys say if your eyebrows look like half-inch thick squares of makeup, it’s only other women who find it cute.

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    #25

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    Cyberkite , Eddy Billard/unsplash Report

    Some girls think not showing interest is a sign they are interested? For this guy, it’s a total nope. If you’re ignoring him, he’s not sticking around.

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    #26

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    GRITSonamission , Yunus Tuğ/unsplash Report

    Many of these beauty routines are about boosting self-confidence. Guys seem way more chill about their looks, but women rack their brains to look just right. Any guesses on their secret sauce?

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    #27

    jjxscott Report

    A dude drops some wisdom: Ladies, don’t let men or even other women tell you what’s good or bad. Do your thing!

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    #28

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    Vitamin__S , Getty Images/unsplash Report

    Some guys say they like women dressed up, but others prefer little to no makeup. Confusing? Yep, and it’s fun reading the different takes.

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    #29

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    Dogstile , Pablo Merchán Montes/unsplash Report

    Trying to outdrink a guy usually ends with you throwing up on his fancy shoes. Fun times not guaranteed.

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    #30

    BradOldridge Report

    One guy’s type is naturally pale redheads and he’s baffled why some girls try so hard to change their skin tone. Just be you!

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    #31

    MONKEYMAIL Report

    A big nerd guy admits he doesn’t care about sports, even when a girl tries to connect on it. He just shifts the chat elsewhere.

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    #32

    vexorian2 Report

    A whole lot of things guys think women do just for them? Nah, it’s often all about feeling good and confidence boosts.

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    #33

    Fortnitefanboi86 Report

    Trying way too hard to be cute comes off as fake. A natural vibe is way better and some guys do notice!

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    #34

    7AutomaticDevine7 Report

    One girl loves her unique earrings, gets tons of compliments from other women, but her boyfriend just shrugs. Go figure!

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    #35

    conquer69 Report

    High heels are painful and sometimes wreck your feet. Tennis shoes for the win!

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    #36

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    anon , Hamed darzi/unsplash Report

    A guy admits he’s into the adorable little things people often stress over, like acne, braces, or glasses. Adorbs!

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    #37

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    Totallycasual , Fatma Sarıgül/unsplash Report

    Makeup is a classic, but dudes often *couldn’t care less.* Also, shoutout for using 'couldn’t care less' the right way!

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    #38

    loxiscool Report

    One guy says, if you like what he’s into, great! But don’t think that means he’s automatically in love with you. Reality check!

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    #39

    LennyComa Report

    He’s cool with her turning off shows he doesn’t like because he just reads while she watches. Teamwork!

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    #40

    Pizza-Tipi Report

    Lots of ladies obsess over tan lines, but most guys agree, as long as you’re not a vampire, you’re good.

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    #41

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    ICE-13 , Frank Flores/unsplash Report

    Some girls stress about looking perfect... at Walmart. Guys say just keep it casual and comfy!

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    #42

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    A_man_called_X , Zulfugar Karimov/unsplash Report

    This guy says he actually loves really tall women, especially when they’re taller than him. Go big or go home!

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    #43

    weinerbread Report

    One simple truth from a guy: Smoking? Nope. Not cool.

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    #44

    SWAT__ATTACK Report

    Some folks like to brag about accomplishments to impress - but guys say it feels fake and a little sad.

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    #45

    GRITSonamission Report

    A woman shares how pretending to be the ‘weaker’ gender and not opening jars all led to divorce and no pickles. Moral: Open your jars, ladies!

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    #46

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    The_Real_Raw_Gary , Curated Lifestyle/unsplash Report

    A guy’s overwhelmed by all the weird cheeses his dates buy him. Cheese overload is a real thing, apparently.

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    #47

    DR34M_K1LL3R Report

    Some girls lie about being short. One guy says, at 6'4", it doesn’t matter if you’re 4'11 or 5'9 - you’re all short to him.

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    #48

    Wait, They Actually Obsessed Over These Things To Impress Men?!

    benchmate , Lia Bekyan/unsplash Report

    Can you make vape rings? One guy couldn’t care less. Nice try though!

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