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Hey! Today we’re diving straight into some of the best clapbacks that totally shut down those boring sexist lines like “Get in the kitchen” and “Make me a sandwich.” Buckle up, because these responses are quick, clever, and just plain hilarious.
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Meet Aussie Jade Hameister, the youngest to conquer the North Pole, South Pole, AND Greenland’s ice sheet. Boys told her to make sandwiches? She fired back with “I made you a sandwich (ham & cheese). Now ski 37 days and 600km to the South Pole and you can eat it.” Ouch. Talk about setting the bar high!
When someone says “Make me a sandwich,” just shoot this back: “Are you... too dumb to make your own sandwich?” Boom. Instant mic drop.
One lady had enough of the kitchen jokes and hit back with this zinger: “You know what they call guys who make jokes about women in the kitchen?” Friend: “?” Her: “Single.” No more sandwich talk after that!
If he expects you to just whip up a sandwich, send him a YouTube tutorial for kids instead. Clearly, he needs the extra help.
Trying to outwit a misogynist is like playing chess with a pigeon - they just knock the board over. Better to block them and save your energy for cooler stuff.
Hit back with this playful jab: “Oh no, is your babysitter off this week? You poor thing. Need help tying your shoes, too?” Works like a charm.
When someone drops a sexist “joke”, act all confused like you didn’t catch it. Then ask them to say it again. Half of the time they’ll trip over themselves trying to explain. Fun and embarrassing for them!
A gamer girl shut down a 12-year-old troll with: “You don’t want me in the kitchen - that’s where the knives are.” Silent pause, then cheers. Instant win.
When the sandwich nonsense flies, just say, “Sorry, but I’m way too young to be a mom.” Drop the mic and walk away.
My fave comeback to “make me a sandwich”? “I’m not that kind of witch. You’ll have to stay a guy.” Cheeky and magical!
If he can’t even manage a sandwich, just wonder aloud, “What else are you hopeless at?” Sneaky burn.
The ultimate mood killer: forward the sexist messages directly to his mom. Instant awkwardness for him.
A brave gamer girl shut down these jokes with, “How about I sleep with your dad and give him a son he actually loves?” Not for 13-year-olds, but hilarious nonetheless.
When they spout sexist nonsense, just say calmly, “Oh, I thought I liked you. Thanks for showing me you’re not my type.” Instant truth bomb.
Sometimes the best reply is simply, “That’s disrespectful and gross. Not wasting any more of my time with you.” Boom. Done and dusted.
“Do you need me to fix your diapers as well?” A perfect poke at the immaturity of these comments.
When someone throws shade like this, the best move is to ignore it completely. Don’t throw punches back, just act like it’s not worth your time. Let them twist in their own awkwardness.
When they say “make me a sandwich,” just counter with “Build me a house first.” Tough love with a twist.
Can’t make a sandwich? Time to visit the Home Economics teacher! Obviously, nobody’s taught this guy to adult properly.
When someone drops dumb sexist lines, act like you just heard a weird sound. Say “That’s a weird thing to say” and walk away. It makes them look silly and you stay unbothered.
Throwback this blunt zinger: “Wow. Suddenly you have become very unattractive.” Truth hurts, huh?
If he says it’s a joke, ask, “What’s funny about it?” Watch him sweat and then never talk to him again.
“You had 13 years to come up with a better insult but copied one older than you. No wonder you struggle with a sandwich.” Oof!
“Why, are your parents not feeding you? Should I call CPS?” And honestly, just block and move on.
Want to go scorched earth? Use what you know hurts misogynistic boys most - their insecurities. Try: “Get some biceps, then I’ll think about it,” or “You’re not tall enough to deserve a sandwich.” Instant knockout.
Turn that weak insult into a schoolwide joke with posters and messages to warn the other girls. Get everyone involved and watch the tables turn.
Say “Next!” and look right past him like he’s invisible. Don’t even give him the satisfaction of a reply.
Here are some golden replies depending on how savage you wanna get:
1. Send Lily Singh’s sandwich tutorial video for a double whammy - teach and burn.
2. Smile sweetly and say “Okay! You can totally trust me with your food!” Scares ‘em every time.
3. Hold a disgusted face and say things like “Wow, ick, yikes, pass.” Let them squirm.
4. Tell them to build you a house or go to war first.
5. Leave them on read and drain all their attention fuel.
“Do you not know how to make sandwiches? That’s sad. I texted your mom this screenshot since you’re too shy to tell her.” Then block! Bonus points for getting the whole school in on it with sandwiches the next day.
When they start with the sandwich stuff, try: “It’s okay, some people never get to touch knives.” Or “Wow, sandwich is a big word for you.” And if you’re done? “You have two feet and a heartbeat - off you go, sweetheart.”
Mean words like these? They’re just trying to hurt you. The sad truth is some people don’t change, so the best thing? Just walk away. Don’t feed the trolls.
When he asks for a sandwich, just say, “Tell Gordon Ramsay to teach you how to cook.” Instant kitchen clapback!
“Sorry, I like men, not dependents who can’t take care of themselves. Maybe try a daycare next time.” Burn!
The best reply? “I do not deserve this level of disrespect, joke or not. We’re done here.” Respect yourself, and drop the mic.
If you’re a gamer and get that sandwich BS, say, “Your mom and I agreed you need salads.” Classic and stings just right.
“Oh, I don’t date kids - did you confuse me for one of your parents?” or “Can’t you take care of yourself? How weird.” Snappy and smart!
“That joke is older than my dad. Dude, I thought you’d be real with me but you’re fake. Shame really.” Perfect to shake off that negativity.
“Sorry to hear about your mother.” But seriously, that guy has major manners issues. Block and move on.
Tell him, “Go to war!” because men have been stuck with that job for ages. Then maybe a sandwich, lol.
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