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Ever gone to Facebook Marketplace just to find a deal, but instead found stuff that made you go, "Wait, what?!" Well, you're in luck! We've rounded up some of the wildest, funniest, and just plain bizarre listings that'll have you laughing in no time.

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From air bottled in 2019 to a mobile crematorium and even a painting that’s a mix of Jesus and baby Grimace (yeah, really), these are the listings that make you wonder what people are thinking. Ready for the crazy ride? Let’s jump right in!

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The Most Accurate Description Ever

The Most Accurate Description Ever

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    Cookie Monster’s Dream Bike ($1,234)

    Cookie Monster’s Dream Bike ($1,234)

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    #3

    Can Someone Spare Me £7,500, Please?

    Can Someone Spare Me £7,500, Please?

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    Facebook Marketplace is basically the wild west of buying and selling - sometimes you find a treasure, sometimes you find pure gold... or total madness.
    #4

    "He’s Hispanic"—Best One-Line Seller Bio

    "He’s Hispanic"—Best One-Line Seller Bio

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    #5

    I Joined Just to Share This

    I Joined Just to Share This

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    #6

    Mobile Crematorium for Sale

    Mobile Crematorium for Sale

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    We’ve got everything from the unexpectedly quirky to the downright bizarre, all shared just for your entertainment and maybe a few facepalms.
    #7

    Was This Demo Really Necessary?

    Was This Demo Really Necessary?

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    #8

    Stick It to Your Ex for $20!

    Stick It to Your Ex for $20!

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    #9

    My Husband Was Not Feeling This Above-the-Bed Idea

    My Husband Was Not Feeling This Above-the-Bed Idea

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    So buckle up, get ready to laugh, and enjoy the strangest things folks have tried to pawn off online!
    #10

    Is This Crazy Enough for You?

    Is This Crazy Enough for You?

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    #11

    Welcome to Local Facebook Marketplace Madness!

    Welcome to Local Facebook Marketplace Madness!

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    #12

    I Can’t Stop Laughing at This!

    I Can’t Stop Laughing at This!

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    #13

    Horse Coffee Mug—Why Not?

    Horse Coffee Mug—Why Not?

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    #14

    The First Thing I See When I Open Facebook…

    The First Thing I See When I Open Facebook…

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    #15

    Marketplace Blunder Alert

    Marketplace Blunder Alert

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    #16

    Hey, If It Works, It Works

    Hey, If It Works, It Works

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    #17

    I Love Facebook… for This Stuff

    I Love Facebook… for This Stuff

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    #18

    Should I… Nope, I Shouldn’t

    Should I… Nope, I Shouldn’t

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    #19

    Chainsaw-Carved Ninja Turtles—Why Though?

    Chainsaw-Carved Ninja Turtles—Why Though?

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    #20

    Corn Mask? Yep, That’s a Thing.

    Corn Mask? Yep, That’s a Thing.

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    #21

    So-Called “Religious Art” That Raises Eyebrows

    So-Called “Religious Art” That Raises Eyebrows

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    #22

    Foot Stool or Statement Piece?

    Foot Stool or Statement Piece?

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    #23

    The Pig Tying Cooking Frame—Yes, That Exists

    The Pig Tying Cooking Frame—Yes, That Exists

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    This frame is exactly what it sounds like, and yes, someone demonstrated it!

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    #24

    $100 for This—Really?

    $100 for This—Really?

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    #25

    Goat Pipes? Don’t Ask, Just Look

    Goat Pipes? Don’t Ask, Just Look

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    #26

    Beagle Holder—Dog Lovers, This One's For You

    Beagle Holder—Dog Lovers, This One's For You

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    #27

    Main Pic of Her Actual Couch... Wait, What?

    Main Pic of Her Actual Couch... Wait, What?

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    #28

    Found Gold on Marketplace—Brace Yourself

    Found Gold on Marketplace—Brace Yourself

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    #29

    Suitcase Full of Mangos—Because Why Not?

    Suitcase Full of Mangos—Because Why Not?

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    #30

    Today's Gem from Marketplace

    Today's Gem from Marketplace

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    #31

    Crocheted Hats for Chickens? Sure!

    Crocheted Hats for Chickens? Sure!

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    #32

    Did I Just Find One?

    Did I Just Find One?

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    #33

    Where Did This Even Come From?

    Where Did This Even Come From?

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    #34

    6ft Lesbian Nutcracker – Yes, Really

    6ft Lesbian Nutcracker – Yes, Really

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    #35

    Looks Like a Steal to Me

    Looks Like a Steal to Me

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    #36

    Vintage Japan Salt and Pepper Shakers ($25)

    Vintage Japan Salt and Pepper Shakers ($25)

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    #37

    Batman Cat Mask—Cat Nobility Level: Expert

    Batman Cat Mask—Cat Nobility Level: Expert

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    #38

    Just What I Didn’t Know I Needed

    Just What I Didn’t Know I Needed

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    #39

    Do You Wanna Build a Snowman? (Sort Of)

    Do You Wanna Build a Snowman? (Sort Of)

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    #40

    At Least They Dug It Out

    At Least They Dug It Out

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    #41

    I’d Only Worry If I Thought I Needed One

    I’d Only Worry If I Thought I Needed One

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    #42

    Missing Drain? No Problem.

    Missing Drain? No Problem.

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    #43

    This Listing is Remotely Insane

    This Listing is Remotely Insane

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    #44

    Thick Patrick Joins the Game

    Thick Patrick Joins the Game

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    #45

    Walter White Bust That Doubles as a Headphone Stand ($80)

    Walter White Bust That Doubles as a Headphone Stand ($80)

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    #46

    If This Doesn’t Belong Here, What Does?

    If This Doesn’t Belong Here, What Does?

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    #47

    Completely Average Size? Sounds Legit.

    Completely Average Size? Sounds Legit.

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    #48

    Anyone Interested?

    Anyone Interested?

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    #49

    Should I Adopt Him?

    Should I Adopt Him?

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    #50

    Kermit The Frog Rotary Phone ($120)

    Kermit The Frog Rotary Phone ($120)

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    #51

    Not Craigslist, But Close Enough

    Not Craigslist, But Close Enough

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    #52

    Fast Food Condiments for Sale—Fries Not Included

    Fast Food Condiments for Sale—Fries Not Included

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    #53

    Absolutely Gobsmacked by This One

    Absolutely Gobsmacked by This One

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    Seller says it’s a great project for someone to finish. Good luck!

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    #54

    Deal of a Lifetime (Or Maybe Not)

    Deal of a Lifetime (Or Maybe Not)

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    #55

    Mythical Marketplace Find

    Mythical Marketplace Find

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    #56

    I Happened Upon This Seller on Facebook—Brace Yourself

    I Happened Upon This Seller on Facebook—Brace Yourself

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    #57

    No Words… Just No Words

    No Words… Just No Words

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    #58

    Free Lasagna—Yes, Please!

    Free Lasagna—Yes, Please!

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    #59

    One Pricey Potato Chip

    One Pricey Potato Chip

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    #60

    Hell Yeah Brother!

    Hell Yeah Brother!

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    #61

    Absolutely Infernal Post

    Absolutely Infernal Post

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    #62

    Why Are So Many of These in My Feed?

    Why Are So Many of These in My Feed?

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    #63

    Just Why? Seriously, Just Why?

    Just Why? Seriously, Just Why?

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    #64

    Garbage Chutes for Sale ($3,800)

    Garbage Chutes for Sale ($3,800)

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    #65

    Bro, What Even Is This?

    Bro, What Even Is This?

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    #66

    $200 for Christmas Gifts, Pick Wisely!

    $200 for Christmas Gifts, Pick Wisely!

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    #67

    Facebook Marketplace Brings Me Joy

    Facebook Marketplace Brings Me Joy

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    #68

    I Love Marketplace and Here’s Why

    I Love Marketplace and Here’s Why

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    #69

    Found This and Can’t Stop Thinking About It

    Found This and Can’t Stop Thinking About It

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    #70

    Blood-Stained Jail Toilet for Sale (Yikes)

    Blood-Stained Jail Toilet for Sale (Yikes)

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    #71

    Aww, Heck No!

    Aww, Heck No!

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    #72

    No Bloody Way

    No Bloody Way

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    #73

    This Is Actually Kind of Wholesome

    This Is Actually Kind of Wholesome

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    #74

    Van Halen? Sure Thing!

    Van Halen? Sure Thing!

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    #75

    This Has Got to Be a Joke

    This Has Got to Be a Joke

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    #76

    Homemade Dinosaur Room Decor ($40)

    Homemade Dinosaur Room Decor ($40)

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    #77

    Facebook Marketplace Classic

    Facebook Marketplace Classic

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    #78

    For Sale on Facebook If You’re Interested

    For Sale on Facebook If You’re Interested

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    #79

    It’s a Steal If You Ask Me

    It’s a Steal If You Ask Me

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    #80

    $25 for Socks with Some Beads—Fancy Feet!

    $25 for Socks with Some Beads—Fancy Feet!

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    #81

    Local Artisan Don Lesher Cow Stool #89 ($75)

    Local Artisan Don Lesher Cow Stool #89 ($75)

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    #82

    Popped Up Out of Nowhere on FB Marketplace—Blessed!

    Popped Up Out of Nowhere on FB Marketplace—Blessed!

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    #83

    Looks Like a Steal to Me—What About You?

    Looks Like a Steal to Me—What About You?

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    #84

    I Have a Dream... and It’s for Sale

    I Have a Dream... and It’s for Sale

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    #85

    Oh Deer, What Is This?

    Oh Deer, What Is This?

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