Wait, They Actually Ranked Petty Revenge Stories And It’s Hilarious

I just stopped paying attention to one of my exes who literally feeds on hate. Ignoring her drove her bonkers. It was oddly satisfying.

I smiled through all my ex's nonsense. Focused on my kid and grandkids, threw parades and had fun. Fast forward, ex barely talks to their kid. Long game FTW.

My roommate and his brother were stealing money and meds. I called the cops. Bonus: I found the brother's car and tipped off the bank. Repo man came knocking while I was asleep. Sweet karma.

My college roommate devoured my birthday cake. Two weeks later, I mailed his mom a very detailed letter featuring his browsing history. He cried. No regrets.

I drive a tough truck and a Mercedes tailgater was riding me hard over speed bumps. I didn't slow down. They hit every bump at full speed. I hope their repair bill was painful!

I wrote a letter to my ex’s mistress, hoping her heart would break like mine. A few days later, she had a massive heart attack and was out of work for months. Bonus: my ex now thinks I’m a witch.

A guy came into my work and I didn’t recognize him. After guessing places I might know him from, he finally told me his name. Turned out he was my ex! He got burned without me even trying.

I focused on me, my goals, and my family. Meanwhile, his bad decisions took his life downhill. Sometimes, life does the revenge for you.

I politely asked a 70-year-old stagehand to help. He was rude, so I pretended to follow his dumb advice - and caused a crash. Everyone laughed at him, and guess who had to fix it? Best part: I ditched helping him afterward. Score!

I dumped sugar into my messy roommate’s bodywash. After a sticky week, he flipped and started cleaning up. When things improved, I tossed out his sugary bottle and gave him a fresh one. Sweet justice.

A coworker kept snagging my work credit, so I started keeping receipts. Next time it happened, I had proof. Watching management connect the dots was amazing.

A Scottish soldier sneak-punched me. I shrugged and went for a kebab. Guess who was passed out in the bathroom? Yep, got a little surprise splash. Sorry, not sorry.

After years of abuse from family that adopted us, I ran away. A judge placed us in foster care and the toxic family lost their community and everything. Talk about justice served cold.

I mailed a glitter bomb marked 'personal and confidential' to my awful ex-boss. Boom. Instant sparkle revenge.

At 70 and over, the best revenge comes in the form of reading their obituary. Oh, sweet satisfaction.

My phone got stolen, so I got a new one and switched my number. The thief's friends kept texting me, and I sent some nasty replies in the middle of the night. He eventually vanished from my life. Sweet comeback.

Kid pulled my chair before I sat down. I got back at him by pulling his chair the next moment and spinning it over to my table. Double the fall, double the laughter.

I made sure someone didn't get hired where I work anymore. Chaos controlled, revenge served.

Had a terrible boss who bugged me constantly to work early over a long weekend. I finally showed up on time, pulled off a dramatic quit, and hauled out. She lost the weekend AND got fired later. Nailed it.

I told my regional airline boss I was moving on. He was chill until I said I got hired by a major airline. Years later, I saw him at a conference and watching the shock on his face was priceless.

My old junior high bully is now homeless and struggling. Meanwhile, I’m making bank and rocking a happy life. Sweet karma.

I drove 2 weeks to a remote job, only to get fired two days after arriving. I tossed all the frozen food into vents under the house to rot, cracked eggs in shoes, and left windows open in 110-degree heat. A month later, the so-called “cushy” captain was fired. Priceless.

Found my ex in bed with my best friend. He left his car at my place for days, so I filled it with a soaking wet cat litter box. Bonus: His crazy new girlfriend has been chasing him ever since.

I rubbed my kitten on my nasty ex-husband’s pillow while he was unemployed and called me useless. He was allergic to cats, so I figured it was a sneaky win.

I like the little burns. One time, I saw an old bully and called him by the wrong name with confidence. Like, “Hey Brian! Good to see ya!” His real name? Not Brian. Priceless.

A car was tailgating me way too close on the highway. I swerved at the last moment to miss a dead skunk. They nailed it and took forever to recover. Perfect revenge.

My ex flipped out if I mentioned divorce. So I didn't - I just set strong boundaries. They moved out after 3 months, and I was served papers days later. Best part? I cut off all mutual friends to avoid drama. Clean break, solid win.

My old roommate ate my labeled food, so I started putting Carolina Reaper hot sauce in my leftovers. He never said a word but stopped stealing my food real quick.

My high school bully turned into an influencer - spending all day begging strangers for likes. Seeing that was oddly satisfying.

My ex cheated, got pregnant with another guy’s kid, then tried to convince me it was mine. Years later, I saw her in a store looking rough. I pretended not to recognize her. Sweet revenge.

Escaping depression and realizing your so-called "support" was the problem feels like revenge on its own. Best kind, too.

She ditched me at a house party to hook up with a jerk ex. Her sister made sure I had a blast the rest of the night and morning. Sweet payback!

A 'friend' obsessed over my exes and even tried to date my current boyfriend. After it blew up, she was humiliated, broke, and had to move back home. I’d love to ask if it was worth it.

My friend relapsed on booze and pissed me off. So, I programmed his Alexa to blast positive affirmations at 5 AM daily. He never figured out how to stop it, and it still drives him nuts. Playing the long game.

Drunk campers were mean about my long hair, so I lobbed a can of corn into their campfire while they napped. The exploding mess covered everything, and they were furious. Classic '78 revenge.

Broken up with by a cheating ex, I moved countries, got a dream job, wonderful family, and nice life. The ex? Still struggling and married to an enormous woman who refuses to work. When he reached out years later, I told him 'Nope.'

A guy kept setting off firecrackers on my porch. Years later when he visited and his fancy new car was parked nearby, I sneaked over and gouged the driver’s side door and hood with a churchkey. Heard he had to get a new door. Sweet payback.

After my ex cheated, I casually hooked up with his boss, spoiling the ex’s work life. She quit pretty soon after. Unplanned, but a glorious bonus.

Some guy wished my dad died of COVID because of his mask. Five years later, I found him on the job and called him out in front of everyone. He was stunned and never came back outside. That was pure gold.

I left a printed manual for a notoriously broken printer on my ex-boss's desk - highlighted the page on clearing jams that are actually impossible. He wasted the whole afternoon trying to fix it. Satisfying confusion!

Threw a dead fish behind my awful coworker's desk and duct-taped another under the drawers. They found one fish and thought it was over - then the smell didn’t quit. It kept giving!

I had someone’s car towed twice. Each time it cost them $350 to get it back. Nothing like paying for your own mistakes.

A manager I hated kept trash-talking an ex-colleague. When he went for surgery, I hired that ex to fill an open spot on his team. The look on his face when he returned? Priceless. Plus, ex was a great addition.

A roommate and his girlfriend got a dog without telling me. I moved out. They were mean about it. Then the dog bit the girlfriend’s face, and they 'returned' the dog. Karma works fast.

My narcissistic "friend" lost every mutual friend, marriage, custody of kids, and family support after drama filled years. Now she’s alone, and I’m happily blocking her attempts to reconnect. Talk about digging your own grave.

Honestly, the best revenge is living a happy life and healing. Full-on revenge means you’re just playing devil’s advocate. Peace and growth win every time.

At school, bullies had a car. For 3 months my friends and I kept stealing valve stems while he wasn’t looking. The icing? It was AWD, so he had to buy four new tires. Sweet revenge!

I had a horrible racist boss. He left his shoes in the employee bathroom, so I peed in them and let them dry. Worst boss ever? Definitely deserved it.

Ex had an affair and left, leaving behind a trunk of military medals and a flag. When cleaning the garage, I pissed on the flag and medals. Eighteen months later, he came to pick them up, smelling like defeat. Ultimate revenge.

My cheating, blaming ex sends me drunk voicemails at 4 AM. It’s been two years, and I just laugh at how desperate they sound now. Can’t make this stuff up.

My roommate ate my labeled birthday cake, so when I moved out, I took only the shower curtain. Four years later, I still smile imagining his cold, wet morning.

Someone got me fired and then called asking why I was upset. Three years later, I got them fired at their new job. They took me to court, but I had a great lawyer and won. Justice served.

Some jerk insulted me when he didn’t show up to pick up free toys. I stalked his routines and sent pictures via a new account. He got super apologetic fast. Never bothered me again. Lesson learned?

Let me get back to you in 10 years when my master plan pays off. Patience is a virtue!

My brother fought some local triad punks who picked his pockets. They jumped him and left him a bloody mess. Years later, those punks got busted for drug smuggling. Sweet cosmic justice!

A 'friend' vandalized my car at a concert. I found him drunk at 4 AM and stuffed six jars of peanut butter all through his AC vents, dash, and steering wheel. Florida summers made it worse. Payback’s deliciously sticky!