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Hey! Let's jump right into some wild and funny misconceptions people still have about the human body. Spoiler: some of these will make you go, "Wait, seriously?!"

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#1

Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

TheBluePriest , Blue Bird Report

Just because 'stuff' is happening downstairs doesn't mean the brain is on the same page. Your mood and headspace play a huge role - so don't judge attraction by just the plumbing!

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    #2

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    ginger260 , Ron Lach Report

    Ever wonder why bras fit weird? Turns out, even the big brands don’t totally get how their own sizing works. So don't stress - you're not alone in the bra struggle!

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    Here's a fun stat: a survey found that two-thirds of Americans don't know the average body temp is 98.6°F. Also, 35% couldn't name their blood type, and almost 30% confused livers and kidneys. Oh, and about 20% think we have three kidneys or more. Madness!

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    #3

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    Analgorilla , Seljan Salimova Report

    Yes, that funny little noise during or after sex is just air escaping. It’s totally natural and honestly, no one cares. So drop the embarrassment and keep having fun!

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    #4

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    lipstick_dipstick , Sora Shimazaki Report

    Believe it or not, some dudes think period sex causes STDs and that you can 'squeeze all blood out' at once. Oh, and cramps? Not just stuck blood - it's the uterus doing its thing. But hey, no shame, everyone learns at their own pace (some slower than others)!

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    #5

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    SouthernAlbinoChimp , Gabriel Vieira Report

    Forget tiny bean - this little superstar has five parts reaching out in different directions. So fellas, don’t just zone in on one spot! Also, vulvas come in all shapes and sizes. It’s time we ditch the 'ugly' talk and celebrate the variety.

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    Almost a third thought lungs detoxify the body, and some blamed hearts or bones. Meanwhile, 80% of people think they know their bodies pretty well. Bonus fact: many want to learn more about mental health, heart stuff, and... reproductive health. Good luck, humans!

    #6

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    jeff1074 , Maria Luiza Melo Report

    If your hand smells different after showering because you skipped your crack, you’re not done yet! Get in there and clean it up - knowing what your sphincter feels like is surprisingly helpful.

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    #7

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    MiniPantherMa , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

    Even women who want to be pregnant may have to end it due to health emergencies. Sadly, some folks respond with 'just don’t have sex.' Yep, real helpful. So much nope here.

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    #8

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    Journo_Jimbo , Getty Images Report

    A lot of women don’t realize their heart attack signs can differ from men's. Medical science mostly studied male bodies for ages, so female symptoms got overlooked. Definitely something to keep in mind next time you feel off.

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    #9

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    FlameSky25340 , Iraklis Gerogiannis Report

    This one might blow your mind: many people don’t know the difference between vulva and vagina. Spoiler alert: they're not the same thing!

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    #10

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    1800crimetime , Julia Larson Report

    Some dudes believe you can hold your period like pee. Uh, no. In fact, bending or moving a lot can push more flow out, which can be surprising but totally normal.

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    #11

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    dissociated_disco , cottonbro studio Report

    Heads up: antibiotics can't fight cold viruses. So save your pills for real bacterial battles - not sniffles!

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    #12

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    Lilo213 , Nataliya Vaitkevich Report

    People around me had zero clue about how embryo development or IVF works. Not every fertilized egg makes it to embryo stage, and even fewer attach inside the womb. Plus, wild fact: some nurses spread myths about IVF killing babies. Yeah, what?!

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    #13

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    Mark_fuckaborg , Bruno Castrioto Report

    Fun way to think about it: you’re a brain controlling a meat robot made of bones and calcium. Makes daily life feel a bit more sci-fi, right?

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    #14

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    manditoryusername , Santhosh Shanbhag Report

    If aliens saw this setup - the hole for breathing and eating side-by-side - they’d probably call it a messy code glitch. Nature’s kinda quirky!

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    #15

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    Wife_of_Shao_Kahn , Wolf Art Report

    Many guys think if she doesn’t squirt, she didn’t orgasm. Nope! Also, some think squirting means she had an orgasm 100%. Newsflash: it's not that simple.

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    #16

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    Dontellmywifenutn , Getty Images Report

    Making mature sperm is a two-and-a-half-month deal. They start in testicles and finish their training in the epididymis to learn how to swim. And if they're not used, your body just recycles them. Gross? Maybe. Efficient? Definitely.

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    #17

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    BoredFanta , CR7Rameshh Report

    Sometimes, boners just happen. No hidden messages, no secret approval - just biology doing its thing.

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    #18

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    Shrapnel_10 , Erik Mclean Report

    If voltage is high enough, you don’t even have to touch it to get shocked. Those sparks can leap out and zap you - stay back, folks!

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    #19

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    RovakX , Su Casa Panamá Report

    Don’t freak out if you’re way off the 'average.' The range of normal is huge - everyone’s weird in their own awesome way!

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    #20

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    PepperidgeFleet , Pavel Danilyuk Report

    Getting a vasectomy doesn’t mean no more ejaculation - it just means no swimmers in the mix. Some guys still think the whole production stops. Nope, still shooting blanks, not dry blanks!

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    #21

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    KvDOLPHIN , Miriam Alonso Report

    Some people are shocked by this one. Spoiler: vagina, urethra, and anus. There, sorted. Nope, you don’t pee out of your vajayjay!

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    #22

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    rouquineau , Sandeep Singh Report

    Ginger here! Rest assured, your downstairs hair probably matches your head hair. Weird flex, but it’s true.

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    #23

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    DrBrainzz9 , Jorge Fakhouri Filho Report

    When a vagina feels looser, it’s probably because it’s aroused, not 'used.' No, number of partners doesn’t change that. Surprise!

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    #24

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    erikieperikie , Marcus Aurelius Report

    Here's a neat brain trick: your age around 50+ roughly equals the % chance you have an enlarged prostate. So at 70? You're 70% likely. It’s called BPH, and luckily, it can sometimes be treated. Worth a chat with your doc!

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    #25

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    t-o-m-u-s-a , Victor Furtuna Report

    Don't skip the butt wash! Get in there deep and nice, because all that stuff can hang out and stink otherwise. Your future self says thanks.

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    #26

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    DeathToTheMosquito , Brett Sayles Report

    Surprise! Your belly button can host more bacteria than your toilet seat if you’re not careful. Yes, you might want to clean that little cave more often!

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    #27

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    Same_Lychee5934 , Valeria Smirnova Report

    Forget liver or brain, skin takes the crown as the largest organ your body’s rocking. That’s a lot of protecting and peeling!

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    #28

    MoutainsAndMerlot Report

    After my second c-section, I had my fallopian tubes removed. Turns out, some people, even teachers, don’t realize your eggs are released there and IVF can be an option even without tubes. Mind blown!

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    #29

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    Mr_Coastliner Report

    Just because a dude’s tall or bulky doesn’t mean all his anatomy matches that size. Surprise! Size ain't always what you expect.

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    #30

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    defensekid , artawkrn Report

    The nerves for testicles start where ovaries do in females. If you ever get a testicle removed, they go through your lower belly, and vasectomies usually come with local anesthesia focused there too. Fun medical fact: I’m basically a professional eunuch!

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    #31

    CaptainAwesome06 Report

    My wife ran an urgent care and saw tons of people clueless about female anatomy, penis hygiene, and even ‘urine therapy’ - people putting pee in their eyes thinking it’s healthy! Spoiler: it’s not. Also, one dude thought diabetes meant he 'got the sugars.' That one cracked us up!

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    #32

    IAmAlittleteapot_AMA Report

    Just to be clear: urethra, vagina, and anus. If you thought it was just two, now you know better. Science, folks!

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    #33

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    aknownman , Andrea Piacquadio Report

    The hymen can tear from many things, not just first time sex. Also, bleeding doesn’t always happen. The body's full of surprises!

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    #34

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    UnSlain , REFARGOTOHP Report

    Psst! Colds come from viruses, not chilly weather. So bundling up is cozy, but it won’t keep those sniffles away.

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    #35

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    Braytone , Angela Roma Report

    Capsaicin, the spicy stuff in peppers, sticks to nerve sensors humans have but birds don't. Fun twist: the highest levels of those sensors in humans are actually in the butt area. Ouch, right?

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    #36

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    wittor , Cameron Casey Report

    Apparently, in some Latin American cultures, not cleaning your butt after pooping is seen as a mental health problem. A little harsh? Maybe. Effective? Definitely gets you to keep it clean!

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    #37

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    Treebull Report

    If you didn’t know this, welcome to biology class! Mitochondria literally pump energy in your cells to keep you going.

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    #38

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    Fryeer , Polina Zimmerman Report

    If you ever worried that a tampon can get stuck or lost, relax! It stays exactly where it should and doesn’t wander off inside your body.

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    #39

    Yung-Tre Report

    Turns out, your 23andMe results won’t match your brother’s perfectly. I found out I’m more Italian than him. Family rivalries just got geekier!

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    #40

    beaujonfrishe Report

    Surprise! Ovaries actually bunch up near your uterus instead of flapping around solo on the sides like in diagrams. Bodies love to mix things up.

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    #41

    DanielDannyc12 Report

    That old story about men missing ribs because of Adam is just that - a story. Guys and gals have the same number of ribs. Thanks for trying, mythology!

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    #42

    Logical_Hospital2769 Report

    It’s a small spot, but the frenulum deserves its moment. Don’t overlook the little things that make a big difference!

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    #43

    HockeyDockey1234 Report

    Many men (and some women) miss that vagina scents and pH balance are clues your body gives you. Boric acid and other products can be lifesavers for infections. Pay attention, people!

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    #44

    Snulow Report

    Your immune system is great, except it literally doesn’t ‘know’ about your eyes and can mistakenly attack them. Probably why eye infections can be so weird.

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    #45

    MadeInTheUniverse Report

    Turns out, giving your prostate a gentle massage isn’t just fun - it also can help lower the risk of prostate cancer. Health and pleasure in one package!

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    #46

    Wait, People Still Believe These Bizarre Human Body Myths?

    EmotionalMixture5968 , Nadin Sh Report

    Heads up: what many call 'squirting' is basically urine. So next time you hear about it, just know.

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    #47

    Lucifer_Morningsun Report

    Sorry to break it to you: pee does NOT hang out in your balls. It’s stored in your bladder, where it belongs.

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