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Alright, buckle up! Today we’re diving into the absolute funniest and most shockingly clueless stuff men have said about women’s bodies. Spoiler: some of these take the cake for ‘Wait, you seriously thought that?’ Let’s get into it!
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People think women’s bodies are just built to pop out babies without a hitch. Plot twist: walking upright makes birth way tougher. So yes, painkillers and medical help? Totally okay.
A guy decided to go running and bam! He finally realized manboobs are real and they bounce. Sorry, ladies, he gets it now.
During the toilet paper crisis, a guy refused to share TP for pee cleanup because he thought women only poop. He later gave a paper towel. That’s... an upgrade?
Some guys think if a woman is assaulted, her body blocks pregnancy like a magical shield. Nope. That’s not how biology works.
Some guys think once they're inside, it’s party time for her. Spoiler: women don’t always feel euphoric just because you think so.
This one's wild—someone raised in a cult just found out men and women have the same rib count. Mind blown!
A guy thought menstruation was like peeing and was baffled that women can’t control the flow. Once he got it, he was more understanding.
Some guys think women with body hair are gross, but don’t hold themselves to the same standard. Hypocrisy alert!
A dude complained about a woman’s blonde, nearly invisible arm hair. Buddy, have you *seen* a woman before?
A guy heard women don’t pee out of their vaginas and replied, 'So... where THEN? They can’t have a third hole!' So close, buddy.
Apparently, half the US Senate believes women’s bodies magically block pregnancy from ‘legitimate rape.’ Nope, science disagrees.
Some folks think women keep the DNA of the first guy they slept with forever, and future kids won’t have any ‘new’ DNA. Not how genetics work, sorry.
One guy confidently said he’d suck the G-spot. Spoiler: he had no clue where or what it was. Another dude asked why he doesn’t get prostate exams.
Some guys think every upset or pain a woman has is just ‘period stuff.’ Nope, people can feel things on their own too!
Multiple men believe they could thrash the strongest woman alive with zero training. Spoiler: no, you couldn’t.
Some think ectopic pregnancies can be ‘transplanted’ to the uterus. Not only false, but REALLY dangerous.
A gal joked she’d cushion a punch aimed at a guy’s balls—and he honestly thought that was impossible.
A boyfriend was sure he could tell if a woman had an orgasm just by how her hips swayed walking. Science? Nope.
People think pregnant women can drown their babies by swimming, or even get pregnant while already pregnant. Spoiler: science again says no.
Mucous plugs, colostrum, cervical what-now? So many pregnancy things fly right over some heads.
A guy’s shocked reaction to ‘non-perky’ boobs and then confused about a tan—classic clueless combo.
A guy asked how women handle leaking breasts all the time. Spoiler: we don’t, it happens only after childbirth.
Some dudes think periods happen for one day only once a month. Reality check: it’s often closer to a week.
In some places, folks think sitting on the ground stops wombs from ‘ripening’ and causes infertility. Spoiler: it doesn’t.
A man assumed women squeeze all their period in 1-2 days. No dude, it lasts way longer and it’s messy.
An ex was positive his girlfriend cheated because apparently her vagina was ‘hot.’ Spoiler: that’s bonkers and a huge red flag.
Someone was told not to show up at stables on their period because male horses would try to mate with them. Uh, no.
An older lady told a visitor that sitting on the ground would make her infertile for life. The visitor just sat there, because, well, she’s a lesbian.
SO thought his penis went straight to the uterus every time. Nope, that ‘thing’ at the end is the cervix.
Some guys think women pull out tampons to dump the blood, then pop the same tampon back in. Ew, what?
A guy thought labia minora (the wavy parts) are prolapsed vagina parts that get pushed back in during rough sex. No, just no.
A college student-turned-teacher thought girls don’t actually pee, they just have ‘heavy pee.’ Also, nope.
Guys think women climax super fast with just penetration. Reality: it’s way more complicated.
A dude thought women pee from their uterus or something, because he didn’t know what a urethra was. Oof.
Some guys think tongue always goes inside during oral, which isn’t the case. Communication matters!
Some men seem to be surprised that pregnant women have a baby growing inside. Welcome to biology 101!
A 55-year-old man confidently said period blood and blood in veins are identical. No, they’re not. Also, many women disagreed!
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