Movie Insults That Still Hit Like a Punch (And We Love It)

"I’m done talking to you, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - French soldier, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"You despise me, don’t you?" / "Well, if I gave you any thought, I probably would."

"I'll explain using small words so you'll definitely get it, you warthog-faced buffoon."

“...all that I can forgive. But Debbie, pastels? Seriously?”

“By the way, there’s a name for you ladies, but you won’t find it in high society... only outside a kennel.”

"You’re a sad, strange little man, and you’ve got my pity."

"Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people! I've met sheep smarter than you. Heck, I've worn dresses with higher IQs." - Wanda, A Fish Called Wanda

"Hey, O'Connell! Looks like I’ve got all the horses!" / "Hey, Beni! Looks like you’re on the wrong side of the river!"

Butler: "If I had a choice of weapons with you, Sir, I’d pick grammar!"

"Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder." - Leia, Star Wars: A New Hope

"I think we got off on the wrong foot here." / "That's all you’ve got, lady: two wrong feet in ugly shoes."

"It’s not my job to make you feel like a man. Can’t make you something you’re not."

"What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard. Not a single rational thought in your whole rambling! Everyone’s dumber for hearing it. God bless your soul." - Principal Max Anderson

"The day I need a friend like you, I’ll just have myself a little squat and poop one out." - Mrs. Carmody, The Mist

"Does Barry Manilow know you’re raiding his wardrobe?" - John Bender, The Breakfast Club

"You know what I’ll get you next Christmas? A big wooden cross. So when you feel unappreciated, you can climb up and nail yourself to it."

Scarlett: "Rhett, if you go, where will I go? What will I do?" Rhett Butler: "Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn."

"Look up ‘idiot’ in the dictionary." / "A picture of me?" / "Nope, the actual definition, which you totally are!"

"With your fancy bag and cheap shoes, you look like a hustling rube. Not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling?" - Hannibal Lecter

Tommy: "Did you hear I graduated?" Richard: "Yeah, took you almost a decade." Tommy: "Some people go to college for seven years." Richard: "Yeah, they’re called doctors."

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw it off your face."

"Now, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?" - Lord Farquaad

"You have a face for radio and a voice for print."

"If working within 10 yards of you means staying here, I’d rather wipe Saddam Hussein’s arse." - Bridget, Bridget Jones’s Diary

"Maybe poker’s not your game, Ike. How about a spelling contest?" - Tombstone

"How’s your wife, and my kids?" - Major League

"It’s against the law to burn anything but trash in your yard, ma’am." / "This is trash."

"You dense, irritating, miniature beast of a burden." - Shrek

"You’re so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece!" - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

"Oh Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence."

"That’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship." — Biff Tannen

"You’re tacky, and I hate you."

"Liam and me, we’re gonna mess you up." / "Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man."

"And go where, Sharon?!" / "To Hell. But until then, maybe the Four Seasons."

"Who the heck are you?" "I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

"You human paraquat!" - Big Lebowski

"I’ll expect less of you from now on." - Martha Marcy May Marlene

"Well did he just up and vanish like a fart in the wind?!" - Shawshank Redemption

"There’s no way you came from my loins... The first thing I’m gonna do when I get home is punch yo mamma in da mouth!" - Buford T. Justice

"Hey, where’d you get those clothes, the toilet store?" - Brick Tamland, Anchorman

"You’re literally too stupid to insult." - Stu, The Hangover

"You dirt-eating slime. You scum-sucking pig. You son of a motherless goat." - Lucky Day, Three Amigos

"You’re the afterbirth, Eli." - Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood

"You’re a DIESEL." - Bullet Train

"You’re Sicilian, huh...?" - Dennis Hopper, True Romance

"Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard. Not one rational thought! I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."