Alright, buckle up! We're diving right into the weird, wild, and absolutely ridiculous reasons people said “Nope!” to a second date. Grab some popcorn and enjoy the show.
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He told me to calm down one too many times and when I wouldn’t maintain complete eye contact with him (like taking a bite or drinking water), he’d tell me to look at him while he talked.
He let the restaurant door slam in my face. Didn’t even make it inside. I just turned around and drove home.
Turns out, it's the little stuff that tank dates fastest. Like, who knew that checking your phone too much or showing up late are total deal breakers? Seriously, put the phone down, be on time, and save the deep love talk for date three.
Back in 2016 when Zootopia came out, we went to the movies, he tried to make out with me multiple times and I was like, dude I’m trying to watch the movie. When I told him he didn’t respect boundaries, he called me ugly. LOL.
He said his mom told him he doesn’t need to learn how to cook because his wife will cook for him.
BTW, talking too much about yourself? Big no-no. Dating is a team sport, people! Share the mic, and maybe don't snap pics of your pasta mid-meal either - because some folks aren't over that one.
Oh, and those loud, crazy shirts? Save the pineapple print for a birthday party, not a first date!
He picked me up for a “date” then tried to drive me to a parking lot because he lied to his mom that he was going to a friend’s house. Said his mommy was blowing up his phone to come home. He was 25. Enough said.
Money drama can make things awkward too. Like, do NOT whip out a calculator to split the bill or forget to brush your teeth. Trust us, these are instant buzzkills.
And yeah, talking about exes nonstop or being a smoker? That kills the vibe quicker than you can say “next!”
She said “you better be paying this, I don’t date broke men” when I was already planning to cover everything.
He made me pay for food because he “had rent to pay.” I planned a second date and just didn’t show. He texted me saying I was rude, I replied with “sorry, I have rent to pay.”
She invited me in to finish getting ready, mentioned her cat hadn’t decided if it was a boy or girl yet, so I left.
He told me I wasn’t the hottest girl he’d been on a date with but I was still really pretty.
He refused to pick me up for the movie and dinner he asked me out to. Wanted me to come to his apartment first to “save time.” Hard pass.
He insisted on a restaurant that was an hour away from me. When I arrived I realized it was just because it was near his office and convenient for him.
He said “just so you know, I’m not the type of dude to just spend money on women” … like bruh, I figured that lol our first date was a WALK.
I didn’t want to finish my food because I was sick and he made me eat it because he wanted to get his money’s worth.
He ordered before I got there, called the waitress 'young lady', and tipped $4 on a $50 bill. I ended up giving her an extra $20.
I pointed out how cute Sonny Angels were and he quickly said I didn’t need them. Excuse me?
Eye boogers for one date, dirty fingernails for another, and plaque for yet another. If you can’t take care of hygiene, can’t take care of me.
He showed me the pictures I had posted in my stories, which he saved in his phone in an album.
He went to the fair and refused to go on any rides, even the small ones. Just stayed quiet.
I said “thanks for dinner” he said “next time you pick me up and its on you, I like to be spoiled too.”
Stopped talking to my now husband for a month because he wore black skinny jeans on our second date.

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