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Alright, folks! Today we're playing a quick game of "Is this a red, green, or beige flag?" with 12 hilarious, awkward, and totally relatable dating scenarios. Ready to judge from the comfort of your couch? Let’s dive in!

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#1

They whip out a full-on life plan on date one – marriage, career, kids, you name it.

They whip out a full-on life plan on date one – marriage, career, kids, you name it.

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    #2

    No smartphone? No socials? Your date is living in tech detox mode and wants dates planned weeks ahead.

    No smartphone? No socials? Your date is living in tech detox mode and wants dates planned weeks ahead.

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    #3

    Your date asks all the questions but spills almost no secrets about themselves. Mystery level: expert.

    Your date asks all the questions but spills almost no secrets about themselves. Mystery level: expert.

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    #4

    They refuse your coffee or drinks idea and take you somewhere super fancy for the first date, paying without peeking at the bill.

    They refuse your coffee or drinks idea and take you somewhere super fancy for the first date, paying without peeking at the bill.

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    #5

    Third date vibes: they interrupt you with tons of advice and want to lend you their self-help books.

    Third date vibes: they interrupt you with tons of advice and want to lend you their self-help books.

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    #6

    An hour in, they get deep about honesty with childhood trauma stories – then quiz you to prove you’re truthful.

    An hour in, they get deep about honesty with childhood trauma stories – then quiz you to prove you’re truthful.

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    #7

    Their bestie and roommate? Oh, just their most recent ex of four years. They text nonstop even during dinner.

    Their bestie and roommate? Oh, just their most recent ex of four years. They text nonstop even during dinner.

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    #8

    They blast you with a giant thank-you text soon after leaving, then keep sending you their daily life updates nonstop.

    They blast you with a giant thank-you text soon after leaving, then keep sending you their daily life updates nonstop.

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    #9

    Food pics alert! They spend five minutes setting the perfect lighting and ask you to be their photo assistant.

    Food pics alert! They spend five minutes setting the perfect lighting and ask you to be their photo assistant.

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    #10

    Bill time! They calculate your exact order cost down to the cent and want a precise digital payback.

    Bill time! They calculate your exact order cost down to the cent and want a precise digital payback.

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    #11

    Work never stops! They take work emails during dinner and say they’re slammed but promise chill times soon.

    Work never stops! They take work emails during dinner and say they’re slammed but promise chill times soon.

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    #12

    They openly admit calling their parents before making any big life moves and constantly compare your opinions to mom’s advice.

    They openly admit calling their parents before making any big life moves and constantly compare your opinions to mom’s advice.

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