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Cash Me Outside, $200 Style

Cash Me Outside, $200 Style

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    Vision? Not So Much.

    Vision? Not So Much.

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    #3

    World's Least Favorite Person? Probably Me.

    World's Least Favorite Person? Probably Me.

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    #4

    Oops... Did Not Think This Through

    Oops... Did Not Think This Through

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    #5

    Exam? What Exam?

    Exam? What Exam?

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    #6

    Nope, Not Worth the Effort

    Nope, Not Worth the Effort

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    #7

    Teacher Knew It First

    Teacher Knew It First

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    #8

    Same Energy, Different Fail

    Same Energy, Different Fail

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    #9

    That's Rough, Buddy

    That's Rough, Buddy

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    #10

    Ouch, That One Stings!

    Ouch, That One Stings!

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    #11

    Found This in a Friend's Chat... Brutal!

    Found This in a Friend's Chat... Brutal!

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    #12

    Not What He Was Looking For

    Not What He Was Looking For

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    #13

    Before and After: Roast Edition

    Before and After: Roast Edition

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    #14

    Now That's a Burn to Remember

    Now That's a Burn to Remember

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    #15

    Official Victim of a Cursed Burn

    Official Victim of a Cursed Burn

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    #16

    Dating? More Like Failing

    Dating? More Like Failing

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    #17

    Relatable AF

    Relatable AF

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    #18

    Been There, Nailed the Roast

    Been There, Nailed the Roast

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    #19

    When the Roast Gets Personal

    When the Roast Gets Personal

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    #20

    Finances? More Like Finan-fails

    Finances? More Like Finan-fails

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    #21

    This Just Screams 'Meirl.' Hard.

    This Just Screams 'Meirl.' Hard.

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    #22

    8.3 Billion People and Still Single

    8.3 Billion People and Still Single

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    #23

    Mirror, Mirror, Why So Brutal?

    Mirror, Mirror, Why So Brutal?

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    #24

    Fastest Finish Ever... Of a Roast

    Fastest Finish Ever... Of a Roast

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    #25

    Favorite Halloween Costume? 'Hot Mess' Edition

    Favorite Halloween Costume? 'Hot Mess' Edition

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    #26

    Anti-Intelligence Level: Expert

    Anti-Intelligence Level: Expert

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    #27

    Stumbled On This Gem and Couldn't Look Away

    Stumbled On This Gem and Couldn't Look Away

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    #28

    We’re All Just Humble Humans Here

    We’re All Just Humble Humans Here

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    #29

    Found Soulmates, I Found Lost Directions

    Found Soulmates, I Found Lost Directions

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    #30

    Ouch! Or Is It Just His House?

    Ouch! Or Is It Just His House?

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    #31

    Dodged That Bullet, Barely

    Dodged That Bullet, Barely

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    #32

    Virginity: Forever Alone Edition

    Virginity: Forever Alone Edition

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    #33

    Breakup Level: Professional

    Breakup Level: Professional

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    #34

    Yep. Just Yep.

    Yep. Just Yep.

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    #35

    Student Life: The Struggle is Real

    Student Life: The Struggle is Real

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    #36

    Trash Talk From Trash, Literally

    Trash Talk From Trash, Literally

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    #37

    Ugly Years Were Real

    Ugly Years Were Real

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    #38

    Right On Time (For The Roast)

    Right On Time (For The Roast)

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    #39

    Umbrella? More Like No Protection

    Umbrella? More Like No Protection

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    #40

    Same. Just Same.

    Same. Just Same.

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    #41

    At Least Honesty is There

    At Least Honesty is There

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    #42

    Well, That's One Way to Put It!

    Well, That's One Way to Put It!

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    #43

    Posting This For All My Friends' Laughs

    Posting This For All My Friends' Laughs

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    #44

    Hotdog? More Like Burnt Fries

    Hotdog? More Like Burnt Fries

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    #45

    Adopted? Probably. But Also Just Weird.

    Adopted? Probably. But Also Just Weird.

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    #46

    Sometimes, You Just Gotta Own It

    Sometimes, You Just Gotta Own It

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    #47

    That’s Rough, Real Rough

    That’s Rough, Real Rough

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    #48

    It’s True... Sadly

    It’s True... Sadly

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    #49

    I Hate My Job, And I’m Not Sorry

    I Hate My Job, And I’m Not Sorry

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    #50

    Ew... Brain, What’s Going On?

    Ew... Brain, What’s Going On?

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    #51

    Oops, Did I Say That Out Loud?

    Oops, Did I Say That Out Loud?

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    #52

    AI's Taking Over My Insults Now

    AI's Taking Over My Insults Now

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    #53

    Duolingo Went Full Roaster

    Duolingo Went Full Roaster

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    #54

    Every Redditor Should Try This Roast Challenge

    Every Redditor Should Try This Roast Challenge

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    #55

    College: Where Roasts Become Survival Skills

    College: Where Roasts Become Survival Skills

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    #56

    At Least You Tried... And Failed Spectacularly

    At Least You Tried... And Failed Spectacularly

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    #57

    Thought This Belonged Here

    Thought This Belonged Here

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    #58

    LOL, But Cry a Little Inside

    LOL, But Cry a Little Inside

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    #59

    Also, I'm Just Wet Garbage

    Also, I'm Just Wet Garbage

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    #60

    Is This a Record for Self-Roasts? Probably.

    Is This a Record for Self-Roasts? Probably.

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    #61

    Wait!! What's Happening Here?

    Wait!! What's Happening Here?

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    #62

    He Should've Stopped At 'I'm Only 11'

    He Should've Stopped At 'I'm Only 11'

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