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No longer together, but he didn't fully wipe. For the longest time, I thought the disgusting stench on the couch and his chair were from the dogs. It wasn't the dogs.
The first time I saw him mop he dumped the floor cleaner in the toilet and got ready to mop. His mom never cleaned, and he’d never lived alone. Now? He runs a spotless household. From zero to clean hero!
He cleaned the cat litter with bare hands and then cooked dinner without washing up. I refused to eat until he washed. His reaction? Complete outrage. And yes, he’s a chair professor. Yikes.
An ex wiped boogers literally everywhere—showers, walls, car windows. When called out, he blamed all his exes for breaking up with him because of the boogers. And then acted like a total martyr. Classic.
Not mine, but my sister’s ex would poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain. He acted like it was normal. When asked when he stopped, the answer was... sketchy at best.
My boyfriend (now husband) bit his nails and just spat them out in the car. Found out the driver’s floor looked like a tiny graveyard of nails. He was horrified and quit—finally!
She found out her boyfriend was posting crazy far-right stuff online and calling women names. Plus, he was cheating. Talk about a double whammy! Bye, Felicia.
He peed in the bathroom sink, where she put her hair tools. She asked him to stop, he kept doing it, and she finally dumped him. Messy and rude? Yep.
He couldn’t pee without soaking the bathroom floor, even after years together. It got so bad the floor had to be replaced. A puppy had better bathroom manners than this guy. Oof.
He actually searched for her used pads to sell. That’s when she switched to tampons. No judging here, just shocked.
He had a collection of hard drives full of photos he took of girls he followed in the street. Not exactly boyfriend material, more like stalker goals... but bad ones.
Ended a 5-year on/off relationship after catching him secretly filming during private time. She told him no multiple times—he didn’t listen. Nope, nope, nope.
He’d fart in her face, skip showers, obsess over her money, and make fun of her housework... but freak out about holding hands. What a special kind of weird.
A friend was convinced her Tinder date spiked her drink with laxatives. After an unfortunate incident, he sniffed her stained panties. She bolted. Yeah, no thanks!
A guy would poop in her houseplants when drunk. He didn't remember doing it or know why. Plants must have hated him.
Had to yell at him to wash his hands after the bathroom. His reply? Only washes hands when peeing outside the house. That's a quick end to any relationship.
Right after they married, she caught him cleaning his glasses by licking them. Gross! He promised to stop and thankfully kept it up for 25 years.
Found out he was cheating with a minor in another country on her birthday. He even met the kid’s parents. That’s a plot twist nobody wants.
He didn’t shower enough, causing her to end up in the hospital with cystitis. And his response? He blamed her. What a jerk.
He leaves sweaty marks on the toilet seat, plus twirls receipts up his nose to sneeze, sometimes using paper clips! Tiny gross quirks, but hey, he smells nice otherwise.
Her first boyfriend used “trust” to get her passwords and then stalked every message and friend she had. When she broke up, he deleted accounts and even doxxed her. Lesson learned the hard way!
He never washed his hair, used natural deodorant that didn't work, and let his nails grow crazy long. He seemed hot but smelled like BO under all that. She tried to fix him for two years. Spoiler: didn’t work.
After 8 years, she discovered he left skid marks on the bed. He couldn’t tell solid from gas apparently. She had to sniff to confirm. Yikes.
He cheated on her multiple times, even sending pics to guys. Then broke up two days after her sister’s funeral. Brutal.
After a few months, ex boyfriend farted constantly: while eating, hugging—you name it. His feet smelled so bad they ruined the sofa. Ah, romance!
Ex from high school used to fall asleep with gum in his mouth, which got mashed into the mattress. No sheets either. Bedroom looked like a city subway platform. Weird, but not the worst here.
He hid tens of thousands in debt for years, even when she offered help. The drama could have been avoided!
Went through his phone and found a text where he admitted he hadn’t brushed his teeth in months. Never kissed him again. Smart move.
Found a pic on his phone of Lisa and Marge Simpson ‘playing’ with each other. Never saw him the same way. Nope.
He never used soap in the shower, just rinsed off. The wild part? He never smelled bad. Still, that was one reason things ended.
Cheated for 15 years during his marriage, living a double life as a ‘pillar of the community.’ Talk about keeping secrets.
He lied about going to jail for a year just to have an excuse to dump her. Spoiler: he never went. Sneaky much?
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