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Alright friends, get this. We dove headfirst into some of the craziest stuff moms have said online. You know those mom groups where things can get a little… intense? Yeah, those. Turns out some parents think just having kids makes them experts on everything. Spoiler: not always true.

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So buckle up! We rounded up 77 shockers from mom groups that will make you raise an eyebrow, laugh, and maybe go, "Wait, what?" Because some of these moms have basically rewired reality to their own special tune.

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#1

Just Popped Up On My Feed... And I’m Speechless

Just Popped Up On My Feed... And I’m Speechless

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    Level: Delusional. And Then Some

    Level: Delusional. And Then Some

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    #3

    *Please Be Fake* Because This Can’t Be Real

    *Please Be Fake* Because This Can’t Be Real

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    #4

    Random Public Group Drama That Landed On My Feed

    Random Public Group Drama That Landed On My Feed

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    #5

    This Mom Would Rather Risk It All Than Accept Vaccinated Blood

    This Mom Would Rather Risk It All Than Accept Vaccinated Blood

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    #6

    Beware of the Baby-Stealing Spirits?!

    Beware of the Baby-Stealing Spirits?!

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    #7

    Wants Opinions On Gender-Neutral Name, No Matter The Controversy

    Wants Opinions On Gender-Neutral Name, No Matter The Controversy

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    #8

    Who Needs Medicine When You’ve Got Nicotine Patches?

    Who Needs Medicine When You’ve Got Nicotine Patches?

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    #9

    A Chat About An Unvaccinated Child Who Caught The Flu... And You Won't Believe The Comments

    A Chat About An Unvaccinated Child Who Caught The Flu... And You Won't Believe The Comments

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    #10

    Her Husband Doesn’t Believe In Hospitals. Yep, Really.

    Her Husband Doesn’t Believe In Hospitals. Yep, Really.

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    #11

    You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me, Bro

    You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me, Bro

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    #12

    Dad Just Left Baby On A Changing Table In A Public Bathroom. Nbd, Right?

    Dad Just Left Baby On A Changing Table In A Public Bathroom. Nbd, Right?

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    #13

    This One Actually Made Us Mad. Poor Kid!

    This One Actually Made Us Mad. Poor Kid!

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    #14

    Sick Baby? Meh, That’s Fine! Fever? Also Fine! Vaccines? Nope!

    Sick Baby? Meh, That’s Fine! Fever? Also Fine! Vaccines? Nope!

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    #15

    Doctor Said Ear Infection, But Baby Has No Symptoms? Cool, Cool.

    Doctor Said Ear Infection, But Baby Has No Symptoms? Cool, Cool.

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    #16

    Poor Little Guy, What A Ride

    Poor Little Guy, What A Ride

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    #17

    Not The Hair Dyes! Mom Meltdown Incoming

    Not The Hair Dyes! Mom Meltdown Incoming

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    #18

    Just Another Day Scrolling Through Wild Mom Posts

    Just Another Day Scrolling Through Wild Mom Posts

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    #19

    I Wish My Husband Would Say That To Me... Just No.

    I Wish My Husband Would Say That To Me... Just No.

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    #20

    People Really Think Like This?! Mind. Blown.

    People Really Think Like This?! Mind. Blown.

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    #21

    Warm Fuzzies? More Like 'Wait, What?'

    Warm Fuzzies? More Like 'Wait, What?'

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    #22

    Mom From A Neurosurgeon Fam, Freaking Out Because Baby Isn’t Talking Yet

    Mom From A Neurosurgeon Fam, Freaking Out Because Baby Isn’t Talking Yet

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    #23

    No Worries About Clotting, Because It’s Perfect After Day 8. Sure.

    No Worries About Clotting, Because It’s Perfect After Day 8. Sure.

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    #24

    Yep, Always A Hot Topic... And This Is Why

    Yep, Always A Hot Topic... And This Is Why

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    #25

    Rifht? Yep, We Went There.

    Rifht? Yep, We Went There.

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    #26

    Chill! It’s Just A Show For Preschoolers

    Chill! It’s Just A Show For Preschoolers

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    #27

    Sounds Like A Brilliant Parenting Move (Or Not)

    Sounds Like A Brilliant Parenting Move (Or Not)

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    #28

    "Having Trouble Finding Some" - The Classic Mom Problem

    "Having Trouble Finding Some" - The Classic Mom Problem

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    #29

    Interstitial Pregnancy But Pro-Life? Now That’s A Plot Twist

    Interstitial Pregnancy But Pro-Life? Now That’s A Plot Twist

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    #30

    Because Endangering Your Own Kids Just Isn’t Enough Drama

    Because Endangering Your Own Kids Just Isn’t Enough Drama

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    #31

    If Only She’d Put The Honey On Before The Concussion...

    If Only She’d Put The Honey On Before The Concussion...

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    #32

    Just Some Small-Town Mom Group Shenanigans

    Just Some Small-Town Mom Group Shenanigans

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    #33

    Judging Your Friends By What They Eat? That’s Why They’re Ghosting You.

    Judging Your Friends By What They Eat? That’s Why They’re Ghosting You.

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    #34

    I Don’t Need To Listen To My OB. I’m A Mom! (Said No Doctor Ever)

    I Don’t Need To Listen To My OB. I’m A Mom! (Said No Doctor Ever)

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    #35

    Denies Emergency C-Section Like It’s No Big Deal

    Denies Emergency C-Section Like It’s No Big Deal

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    #36

    Just... Why?

    Just... Why?

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    #37

    Speechless. Like, No Words.

    Speechless. Like, No Words.

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    #38

    Biblical Birth Control? Yep, That’s A Thing

    Biblical Birth Control? Yep, That’s A Thing

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    #39

    "Can A Stranger Put My Toddler To Bed? Her Dad Can’t." Yep, Really.

    "Can A Stranger Put My Toddler To Bed? Her Dad Can’t." Yep, Really.

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    #40

    The Same Old Heartbreaking, Wild Mom Drama

    The Same Old Heartbreaking, Wild Mom Drama

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    #41

    Such A Nice Stepdad. Seriously, Just Look.

    Such A Nice Stepdad. Seriously, Just Look.

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    #42

    There’s A Lot Going On Here. And Nope, It’s Not Good.

    There’s A Lot Going On Here. And Nope, It’s Not Good.

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    #43

    Sure, Why Not Send Your Kid To Daycare With No Flu Shot?

    Sure, Why Not Send Your Kid To Daycare With No Flu Shot?

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    #44

    No Way A Woman Can’t Have A Home Birth! Nope, Nope, Nope!

    No Way A Woman Can’t Have A Home Birth! Nope, Nope, Nope!

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    #45

    Chiropractors: The Secret To Happiness Or Just A Wild Idea?

    Chiropractors: The Secret To Happiness Or Just A Wild Idea?

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    #46

    Quick Question: What The Heck Is This?

    Quick Question: What The Heck Is This?

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    #47

    From An Anti-Vaxx Mom Group Where Germs Might Not Exist

    From An Anti-Vaxx Mom Group Where Germs Might Not Exist

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    #48

    Safe Sleep Is Actually A Choking Hazard, Apparently

    Safe Sleep Is Actually A Choking Hazard, Apparently

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    #49

    In A Crunchy Mom Facebook Group… And It’s A Trip

    In A Crunchy Mom Facebook Group… And It’s A Trip

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    #50

    What A Strange Flex! Better Just Buy Nvidia Stocks Instead

    What A Strange Flex! Better Just Buy Nvidia Stocks Instead

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    #51

    Too Out There Even For The Crunchy Pediatrician

    Too Out There Even For The Crunchy Pediatrician

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    #52

    I Wish She Was Joking. Nope. Not Even Close.

    I Wish She Was Joking. Nope. Not Even Close.

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    #53

    No Birth Certificate For Your Kid? What Could Go Wrong?

    No Birth Certificate For Your Kid? What Could Go Wrong?

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    #54

    Not Very Educated? No Problem! Just Ask Facebook Instead Of Doctors

    Not Very Educated? No Problem! Just Ask Facebook Instead Of Doctors

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    #55

    It’s The Smiley Face That Really Sells It

    It’s The Smiley Face That Really Sells It

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    #56

    The Magic Cure For Baby Acne? Who Knew!

    The Magic Cure For Baby Acne? Who Knew!

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    #57

    Asked For Advice And... Well, This Happened

    Asked For Advice And... Well, This Happened

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    #58

    Hey Guys, Is It Okay If I Physically Ab*se My Child? Asking For A Friend.

    Hey Guys, Is It Okay If I Physically Ab*se My Child? Asking For A Friend.

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    #59

    School Just Isn’t Built For Boys, According To This Mom

    School Just Isn’t Built For Boys, According To This Mom

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    #60

    40 Months Or 40 Years? Time Is A Suggestion Here.

    40 Months Or 40 Years? Time Is A Suggestion Here.

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    #61

    Coffee Milk. Not A Joke, But Still A Head-Scratcher.

    Coffee Milk. Not A Joke, But Still A Head-Scratcher.

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    #62

    "The School’s Closed Tomorrow! So, Are They or Aren’t They?"

    "The School’s Closed Tomorrow! So, Are They or Aren’t They?"

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    #63

    Mom Groups: The Original Rage Bait Pages

    Mom Groups: The Original Rage Bait Pages

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    #64

    Someone Spoke To Me In A Store! Call The Cops!!!

    Someone Spoke To Me In A Store! Call The Cops!!!

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    #65

    If I Say It’s True, Then It Must Be A Fact, Right?

    If I Say It’s True, Then It Must Be A Fact, Right?

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    #66

    Raw Milk Is Total Magic (Or So They Say)

    Raw Milk Is Total Magic (Or So They Say)

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    #67

    Watch Out! Bathroom Tap Water Might Be A Secret Danger

    Watch Out! Bathroom Tap Water Might Be A Secret Danger

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    #68

    My Husband’s Missing And Now Christmas Is Kinda Ruined...

    My Husband’s Missing And Now Christmas Is Kinda Ruined...

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    #69

    It’s Not Your Special Day! Sorry, Not Sorry.

    It’s Not Your Special Day! Sorry, Not Sorry.

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    #70

    "I’m A Killer" - Her Newborn, Probably

    "I’m A Killer" - Her Newborn, Probably

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    #71

    I Thought This Was About Acid Rain, But Nope

    I Thought This Was About Acid Rain, But Nope

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    #72

    Safe Sleep? More Like 'Safe Where?'

    Safe Sleep? More Like 'Safe Where?'

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    #73

    Why Risk Vaccination When Rabies Is Just 100% Lethal?

    Why Risk Vaccination When Rabies Is Just 100% Lethal?

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    #74

    Please Tell Your Kids Not To Share. Generosity Is Overrated.

    Please Tell Your Kids Not To Share. Generosity Is Overrated.

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    #75

    Pardon??? What Did I Just Read?

    Pardon??? What Did I Just Read?

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    #76

    But Sure, Let’s Blame The Pillow For Everything

    But Sure, Let’s Blame The Pillow For Everything

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    #77

    Got A Good One For You! Brace Yourself.

    Got A Good One For You! Brace Yourself.

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