I went on a date with a guy who said he was 26. When the waiter gave me an ID by mistake, BAM — 50 years old! He looked young, but nope, definitely not 26. I bounced immediately.
He spun a wild story about his 'half sister' who was pregnant and 'suffering' from a cheating husband. Plot twist: she was his wife, the 'godson' was their kid, and the cheating husband was none other than him.
He asked me out just because we both had red hair and wanted red-haired kids. Spoiler: they weren’t mine. Plus, he told his mom I was an atheist after we’d only met twice. I ran and never looked back.
He told me he and his wife were separated — but they still lived in the same house to raise their kids. Yep, same roof, different vibes.
The guy was honest about just two things: his first name and the fact that he liked birds. Everything else was total fiction.
He said his wife passed away, so his place looked like a widow's house. But after some detective work (and calls), turns out she was alive and well in New York. His neighbors spilled the tea when his live-in girlfriend came back home.
On the first date, he blamed his ex-wife for cheating after they had a baby. Turns out, he was the one cheating—right when she was still recovering from childbirth. Cheers to honesty? Nope.
My ex said he traveled for work. Turns out, his company doesn’t even do training trips. So, his ‘work trips’ were a big ol’ fib.
Age doesn’t matter, right? Well, he told me he was 42, but the truth came out—he was 59. Basically, older than my mom.
He claimed to be separated from his wife who was a flight attendant. I found out she was home when I went back to my car after a visit. Fast drive, no second date!
We were friends, not dating — or so I thought. He got engaged, moved in with his fiancée, bought a house, all while lying to me about everything. Google saved the day with his wedding registry and wife’s Facebook.
He pretended to have a job and an apartment but was actually living in his mom’s garden shed playing video games all day. After a year and a half of lies, I finally saw the truth.
He told me his wife left him and he was a single dad. But the wife worked away and was just visiting sometimes. Sneaky!
He said he was getting divorced and had a ring tattooed to prove it. Nope, no divorce happening. I was played.
My ex had an affair that lasted over a year — with his best friend’s fiancée, and sometimes with the friend too! Drama overload.
He had a girlfriend while dating me! His brothers knew and kept quiet. I found out from someone who knew his girlfriend. She blocked me, but they’re still together. Unbelievable.
He brought over a sad movie on our first date. Later, he told me he had a girlfriend he lived with and that they shared a phone, so no texts. Yep, total red flag.
He said his wife cheated with his best friend, which tore them apart. Truth? He was the cheater and got sued for embezzlement too. Drama, drama!
He told me his ‘cousin’ was in a messy love triangle. Surprise, it was him cheating on me with a doctor! After I kicked him out, he crashed in his truck during winter. No regrets!
He lied about his last name, job, and more. I caught it thanks to a dry cleaning receipt with a different name. He was separated but no divorce, so I was out.
He said they were separated but still lived together. His wife called me after finding my info on his computer — turns out no divorce talks happened. Bye, felicia!
I dated someone with a scary history of domestic violence. Didn’t know until I had to get a protection order against them. Quick exit, no regrets.
He told me his wife died, but a quick public records check showed they still owned a house. I even mailed her his dating profile. Blocked him and kept it quiet.
He coached me on love then his girlfriend called me up. Turns out they’d been together for 10 years, plus there was an overseas girlfriend too. Triple trouble!
He said his wife had Alzheimer’s, so they got divorced. The math didn’t add up and this story got a big ‘nah’ from me.
He claimed his dad died and he had cancer, so I picked up his shift. Then his ‘dad’ showed up very much alive at a promo event. Double dose of lies!
We were talking, but then I spotted him on a podcast. Turns out he was married with kids. When I called him out, he blocked me. Good riddance!
He visited a girl in another state, “just friends” but video chatted unclothed. I found out the same day his mom passed. I dumped him — she can have him.
Met a mechanic who said he lived with his brothers. His mom’s bathroom gave him away — women’s magazines and cosmetics everywhere. I bolted!
He convinced people he was a regular on a popular TV show because he looked like an actor on the show. Spoiler alert: he wasn't.
He said he’d split but was still living with his girlfriend — only they ‘slept separately.’ He brought me over for Netflix, but I later found out the relationship was far from over.
My now-ex told someone that I died in a car crash—which wasn’t true. Also, he convinced me marriage status was complicated because they never married in a church. Nope.
He sent intimate pics to everyone, including his friends' wives. After that, I decided to stay single for a while.
He was in an open relationship with his brother’s ex, behind his back. That was too much. I ended things immediately.
My best friend’s husband cheated and got the mistress pregnant while stationed in Vegas. Meanwhile, my ex was having a woman in our home and told her I left. Drama y’all.
There’s a guy pretending his wife died during childbirth and the child died at 21—while his actual wife is alive and living with him. Total scam, total cruelty.
He was engaged to a woman with chronic illness but always called her his ex. I found him visiting her bedside in the same clothes he wore to meet me. Sneaky!
He told me he trimmed his mustache and it looked great but the next day? Still the same. That’s when I realized he lied about just about everything.
Found out my ex husband was still married to his first wife when he married me. What a surprise!
Seven years after breaking up, he asked if my 3-year-old was his kid. Sir, please learn to count.
He was engaged but moved into my apartment far from his fiancée and married her after. The level of sneaky was insane.
Went to court for moral support for his mom, turns out he slept with his step-dad. Talk about family secrets.
He knocked up his step-sister just months before we started dating and only told me after three months.
He slid into my DMs and played the perfect guy for months — until I found out he was doing the exact same with multiple women.
He told me he was single, owned a home & car, and never married. Then his wife messaged me—they’d been married for 20 years with 5 kids. I laughed so hard.
He never told me about his ex-wife or a kid given up for adoption. Found out during COVID when the daughter tracked down her birth parents. Forty years of lies.
He called me emotional cheating after I complained about texts, then told his friends he’d cheat on me for real. Guess what? He did—with his ex.
I thought he lived alone, but his mama and her night visitors came strolling in while we chilled. Talk about awkward!
One was engaged and secretly dating a 16-year-old while with me. Another told me he was dating someone else in love with him. Later, he claimed an open marriage. I attract weirdos.
He claimed he was divorced but wore a ring until I reminded him to put it back on. His wife messaged me and I never saw him again.
They told me they’d divorced nine years ago. Nope, they were very much married, still living together, and even running a business.
From claiming to have dropped out of NYU to saying ‘not married’—most military guys I met were lying about their relationship status.
The most insane thing? She said she never ate fast food, loved caviar at every meal, and thought cheap tacos had to be awful. Rich and quirky!
From job to family and even his sickness — most of his life was made up. Then I found out he was lying about other stuff to his online friends too. Emotional catfish alert.
Thought he lived solo, but nope — he was crashing at his baby mama's mom's place every night.
He looked the part—beard, trucks, football fan—but turns out he was a man's man in a different way. Not for me, but hey, live and learn!
On a first date, a woman threatened me because her dog was supposedly mistreated by me (which I didn’t do). I booked it out of there fast. Best first date ever.
He cried about a ‘wife and son’ lost in 9/11 and wore a ring for her. Let’s just say it was a story to break hearts, not true ones.
While working abroad, a coworker blew up my phone with love, but he was married with kids—something I discovered thanks to others before visiting home.
He said his wife played Mrs. Claus in Christmas shows and lived far away, so they were basically apart. I passed on that holiday story.
He made a secret FB to announce his new fiancée shortly after we broke up but forgot to remove me from that circle. Oops, got caught!
I went out with a guy who was watching a ‘family member’ kid. Turns out, it was his girlfriend’s daughter. Plot twist!
He lied about his age for years and even had a fake ID. Guess what? The truth finally came out.

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