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He took a chance on a pizza place he hadn’t visited in years – expecting something cool – but it turned out dirty, with blunts rolling nearby and some definitely underage drinkers. Awkward vibes, terrible conversation, and total regret on his part. But here’s the twist: they stuck it out, celebrated four years together, and that sketchy pizza spot shut down weeks after their first date.
He picks her up for a beach day, then says she’s not Miss America. That’s the low point before a long ride filled with rude comments. When he stops at a rest area, she drops all his stuff at the door and bails. Yeah, next!
After some sweet FaceTime chats, she brings her dog to meet him at the airport. His first move? Shoving the poor pooch back in the car and yelling. She instantly kicks him out and drives away. Dogs over dudes, always.
He drives an hour, and the girl is already sloppy after just two drinks. He decides to be the responsible one — but then she hides his car keys so he can’t leave. He crashes on the couch, hunts for his keys till 5 a.m., finds them in her pockets, and ditches. No more dating apps for him!
He rolls up 20 minutes late, wafting a questionable aroma, and looking way different than the photos. Then he spends the night complaining about his ex. One word: block.
They caught up for coffee, but the guy just wouldn’t whisper — or, like, lower his volume at all. It was basically a one-man (very loud) show announcing his life story to the entire cafe. She had to haul him outside to get away from his vocal megaphone. Nope, nope, nope.
Things were going well until she said, ‘Don’t hate me, but I’m 17.’ Surprise! Showed him her license to prove it. He paid up, got out fast, and blocked her. Better safe than sorry.
After a bit of small talk, a woman suddenly appeared tearing up, introducing herself as his wife. The guy tried racing her out but didn’t say a word to her date. Later, he tried texting her but got blocked. Drama!
Date looked nothing like her profile picture and dropped bombshells one after the other: married, husband in prison, just sobered up, and dealing with some heavy family stuff. He bounced early, but not before giving her a guilt-free tab. Important takeaway: honesty is the way to go.
After weeks of chatting and a decent first meeting, he’s hours late. Instead of heading to their room, he bails to the footy game with friends. Shows up late and jokes about how lucky she is he left early. Spoiler alert: no second date.
She showed up cute, he showed up chillin’ in sweats. He wouldn’t stop blabbing about his board game project but asked zero questions. Then outta nowhere, he rates his girlfriend low and calls her ‘ugly’ — saying he’s an upgrade. Wow, just wow.
Coffee date turns into loud bouncer stories with plenty of swearing and some violent talk about girls getting punched. She took that as her cue to ghost. He even tried to scare her with a ‘thought I scared you off?’ text. Nope.
They planned a day full of mini dates, but coffee time was awkward. She was glued to her phone, then vanished with her old fling while the guy was left paying the bill and bailing. Ouch.
Bar date with a Disney fan who loves selfies and weekly trips to the park. He grabs her face for a massage without warning and gets confused when she isn’t into it. She ditches him early and gets a free appetizer for her troubles. Win-win?
Midway through the date, he casually mentions he just finished 20 years in prison. She’s so rattled, she sticks it out but changes her number after. That’s a date story for the books.
This guy is obsessed with finding out where salt comes from — asking a waiter and strangers at nearby tables. He vapes indoors, curses when told to stop, gets drunk fast, and rambles about his ex. Embarrassing all around.
He just keeps talking about how he ‘knows’ Neil Gaiman (well, kinda), but can’t muster the curiosity to ask her anything. She dips before the ice can break. Happens.
Two hours of non-stop childhood stories and judgment on her physics knowledge. Bonus: he reveals he has anti-social personality disorder and is actually a sociopath. She bolts fast. Can’t blame her.
She kisses a guy with cute gap teeth at a party. A week later, she meets a much different dude with no gap, different hair and voice — turns out it’s an imposter! The original guy gave her number away, and the faker ran when confronted. Wild.
Within the first hour, she belts out the full “Part of Your World” from The Little Mermaid—and it’s super cringey. He spends the whole time just smiling and nodding, unable to escape.
Things went okay until she suddenly said ‘I love you’ and mentioned she was on birth control — basically giving him the green light. He got uncomfortable and said no more dates. She cried and vowed to find someone else. Awkward for all.
He sent pics of a tall, built Caucasian soldier with a rose. The reality? A 5-foot Asian guy with the rose, waiting nervously. She drove straight past and blocked him. Talk about expectations vs. reality.
They walk around Wal-Mart while he brags about being in the Navy — but he got medically discharged before basic. He later harasses her at work, demands public kisses, and then it's revealed he’s a child predator. Yikes.
Dinner goes fine, then at a loud wine bar he proceeds to slobber kiss her until she bails. Months later, he tells her he’s not interested—then casually spills TMI about his daughter. Ew.
He opens her car door, but on every red light, shoves his entire tongue in her mouth. At dinner, ignores her nut allergy and tries ordering a peanut butter sundae. Oh, and the date spot is where he works. Yikes!
First few minutes he’s telling her about his DUI and then laughing that she still lives with her parents at age 30. Not the way to say hello.
Arrives at her place, whole house pitch black. Told to ‘be quiet.’ Angry ex shows up, locking drama in place. Cops called. He leaves before things get physical. The definition of a wild date.
After waiting for hours and date delays, they end up at a gas station in the middle of the night—he grabs himself a drink, she stays in the car. Smooth.
She tries everything to start conversation. He responds with one-word answers, then zero words. After an awkward nervous laugh, he doesn’t ask why. They eat and ride home in complete quiet. Instant snooze fest.
Arrives 30 minutes late with an arm in a cast. Orders steak and expects her to cut it. Talks only about himself. Tries to kiss her, she cheek-kisses instead, and he calls her selfish. Next day, he wants round two. Nope.
He drops the bomb that at 22 he’s married in a polygamous setup and claims 140 partners. If that’s not a conversation stopper, we don’t know what is.
Midweek date starts 30 minutes late with a shot of Fireball. He keeps drinking and blabbering about his ex. When she tries to leave, he gets all emotional and tries to steal a kiss—she bails. No contact after that.
Date starts out nice but crashes when he gets into a shouting match and storms off. They find him eating noodles, but then a girl shows up to say ‘his girlfriend just left.’ Total chaos.
A Starbucks meetup turned into a two-hour solo show with no coffee for either of them. On top of that, his profile said 5’8”, but he was closer to 5’4”. She just sat there hoping the torture would end.
The perfect date vibe quickly turned sour when he kept saying a racial slur over and over, then made racist comments about a group of people nearby. She wished she’d been more upfront but it was a hard pass from the start.
Late arrival, zero manners, and one creepy escort to the car. When she tried to leave, he pesters her for a kiss. She had to physically move him away. Never going back out with him.
He complained non-stop about photo filters and was apparently five years older than listed. Then he ghosted mid-date for a call and never came back. She got to eat her favorite salad and laugh it off.
Dinner went well until his fancy car got stuck in mud in the rain. His date tries to rescue him, calls police, but no dice. He ends up crying on her porch covered in mud. No second date, for sure.
They had zero chemistry and gave curt, robotic answers like they were being timed. The conversation was so stiff, it felt more like a test than a fun date.
His nasty teeth and constant smiling made her uncomfortable, so she steered the conversation toward sad topics just to get a break. She escaped with an Uber, then made new friends at the bar instead.
He picks a hip cafe full of coconut oil dishes. She tells him she’s allergic, he shrugs. She ends up with her throat closing and needs fresh air. He calls it quits, but she’s already outside catching the train home.
Started messaging like champs, then awkward bowling night. He wants a kiss right away and keeps smacking her butt. Then out comes the ‘crossdresser’ reveal. She tries to be chill but he ends it with ‘you’re too weird for me.’ Oof.
She agreed to a bowling date, but he showed up with his brother tagging along. Things got worse when his car broke down, leaving her with a $75 taxi ride home. Not the best night.
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